Aftermaths, Part 75
by Geri ([email protected])
Rating: Mostly PG-13, but NC-17 for overall story
Pairing: Snape/Lupin, Theodore/Blaise
Warning: AU; events that occurred at the end of Order of the Phoenix were
significantly altered from the book.
Sequel to: Always, Summer Vacation, For Old Time's Sake, Three's a Crowd, Return
of the Raven, Phoenix Reborn, and Phoenix Rising.
Summary: The various characters deal with the aftermath of the war, and Snape
and Lupin try to build a family together with Theodore and Dylan. However, some
people are unable to let go of the past...
Author's note: {} Indicates character's unspoken thoughts.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except Hob, who belongs to
William Mayne; no money is being made off this story; consider it a little wish
fulfillment on my part. The Porvoras are the invention of Yuichi Kumakura in his
"Jing: King of Bandits" manga, volumes 2 and 3.
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The unrest between Gryffindor and Slytherin did not explode into outright
conflict as the R.A. had hoped it would, but dwindled down into a general
feeling of uneasiness, with suspicious glances cast at each other by both sides,
and a few muttered insults. It caused some internal conflict within Gryffindor,
as when Jack Sloper told Parvati that she was a traitor for dating a Slytherin,
and she told him that he was a narrow-minded bigot and should mind his own
business. And one day, a group of Gryffindor students consisting of the Slopers
and their friends fell silent when Allegra walked into the common room, and
Kenneth said in a loud stage whisper that they didn't want "the spy" carrying
tales back to Slytherin.
"As if you know anything worth telling!" Allegra sniffed disdainfully. "Like the
Slytherins care which girls you think are pretty, or what grades you got on your
homework!" Then she flounced off, with her three loyal friends--Chloe, Emma, and
Portia--by her side.
"Uppity little Slytherin," Jack muttered.
The Slytherins, for their part, became more wary around the Gryffindors. Blaise
cautioned his sister to be careful around her housemates and to try to stay near
Hermione, Harry, or the Weasleys in the Gryffindor dorm. "I don't think the
troublemakers will try anything if they're around."
"I'm not afraid of them," Allegra said, tossing her hair back defiantly.
"You should be!" Blaise told her sternly. "One of them might have cast that hex
on Dylan--that wasn't just a little prank, like the one they played on Portia!
Dylan could have been killed!"
Allegra began to look scared then, which Blaise regretted, but it was better for
her to be on her guard. He and Theodore and Dylan quietly taught her a few
curses she could use to defend herself in a last resort, "just in case". "But
get away as soon as you can," Dylan advised. "And scream for help." He grinned
at her. "I know you can scream really loud; I could hear you cheering for me in
the Quidditch stands during the game." She giggled, although she still looked
more sober than usual. "But it's better to avoid trouble if you can. Don't go
wandering around any empty, out-of-the way corridors alone."
"Yes, Dylan," Allegra said obediently. And since they didn't want her going
anywhere alone, Dylan walked her back from the dungeon to Gryffindor Tower, as
he was going to meet with Hermione, anyway.
"Was that really necessary?" Theodore asked Blaise.
"I hope not," Blaise replied. "But I'm not taking any chances with my sister's
safety. I just wish we could move her from Gryffindor into Slytherin."
"Granger will look after her," Theodore said, trying to sound comforting. "And
Allegra knows a lot of hexes; she's advanced beyond most of the older
Gryffindors. They're hampered by their holier-than-thou refusal to learn any
Dark Magic."
"But those were a couple of pretty potent hexes on Dylan's rosettes," Blaise
said, frowning. "Not the sort of thing most Gryffindors mess with." And Theodore
had no comforting reply for that.
Meanwhile, Dylan saw Allegra safely back to her dorm, and Hermione came out to
meet him. They went for a walk, and ended up climbing to the top of the
Astronomy Tower. They looked down on the castle and grounds; everything was
covered with a glittering layer of snowflakes.
"It looks so beautiful, doesn't it?" Hermione said with a smile.
Dylan thought she looked beautiful, her cheeks flushed from the cold, and her
long, wavy brown hair lying loose across her shoulders. He hated to spoil the
moment and her good mood, but he brought up Blaise's concerns and asked her to
watch over Allegra.
"Of course I will," Hermione said, "but do you really think that's necessary?"
"She's a very talented witch, but she's just a little girl," Dylan said grimly.
"And she's a little too trusting; I suppose that's why she ended up in
Gryffindor instead of Slytherin. I'm a much more experienced mage than she is; I
even know a great deal of Dark Magic, and I still nearly got killed on the
Quidditch Pitch."
"Do you really think it was a Gryffindor who cast that hex?" Hermione asked
unhappily.
"Would it make you feel better if it turned out to be a Slytherin?" Dylan
snapped, then immediately felt guilty when he saw how hurt she looked. "Sorry, 'Mione,"
he whispered, wrapping his arms around her. He kissed her cheek, which felt cold
beneath his lips, and she shivered a little, and he pulled her closer, wrapping
the folds of his robe around her, although he knew that it wasn't just the chill
air that was making her shiver. "I didn't mean it," he said apologetically. "I
guess we're all on edge, not knowing who did it, or what they might try next."
"I know you don't want to think it's one of your housemates," Hermione said,
"any more than I want to think it's one of mine." She leaned into his embrace,
and Dylan felt relieved that she wasn't angry at him. "And I know that being a
Gryffindor doesn't automatically make someone a good person. Peter Pettigrew was
a Gryffindor, and he became a Death Eater and betrayed his friends."
"Well, he does seem to be the exception to the rule," Dylan admitted, and was
rewarded with a small smile from Hermione. "And actually, I wouldn't mind if the
culprit turned out to be Aric, because then the Professor could expel him from
Hogwarts!"
Hermione laughed. "Well, I don't like Aric, either, but Professor Lupin's
friend, the mediwizard, seems to like him, so maybe he's not all bad."
Dylan sighed. "I wouldn't go that far, but I don't really think that Aric did
it. He hates me, but he hates Theo more, and I can't understand why he'd hex me
instead of Theo, or how he could have managed to hex the ribbons in the first
place. And I don't know of anyone else in Slytherin who would want to hurt me."
Hermione frowned, looking worried. "It could be a Gryffindor," she said
reluctantly. "Some of us act without thinking sometimes, like Sirius. You know
about the prank he played on Professor Snape, sending him to the Shrieking Shack
when they were kids?"
Dylan nodded. "Yes, the Professor told me about it."
"Well, Sirius didn't really mean for Snape to get hurt or killed," Hermione
continued. "But of course, that wouldn't have made Snape any less dead if
Harry's dad hadn't managed to rescue him. So, maybe the person who cast the hex
was just playing a stupid prank, and didn't realize how dangerous it could be."
"It would make me feel better," Dylan said, "to know that it was just a stupid
prank that got out of hand, and that whoever's behind it didn't really want to
kill me. If that's all it was, hopefully the prankster has learned his lesson."
Hermione sighed, looking annoyed. "I admit, that's the kind of stupid thing a
Gryffindor might do--the boys, anyway. The girls are a little more mature." Then
she grinned at him. "Besides, all the girls adore you; I'd be more worried that
they might hex me to get rid of the competition!"
"Oh, they haven't wasted any time pining over me!" Dylan laughed. "Parvati's
already seeing Damien, and I suspect Lavender will start dating Seamus soon, if
he ever gets up enough courage to actually ask her out. Even the girls in
Slytherin have given up: Millicent and Miles Bletchley are apparently an item;
he sends her long love letters by owl every week. Pansy hasn't found a boyfriend
yet, but she's been looking over boys in all four Houses; she said now that it's
all right to see people from other Houses, there are a lot more guys to choose
from! And even Yvonne has been making eyes at Dietrich recently."
"Poor baby," Hermione teased. "Your fan club has deserted you!"
"Women are so fickle," Dylan sighed.
"It serves you right," Hermione said with a merciless smile. "I like you, Dylan
Rosier, but sometimes you get a little full of yourself. You like being the
center of attention and having everyone look at you."
"Ouch!" Dylan cried, pulling back a little and placing his hand over his heart.
"Hit me where it hurts, why don't you?" Hermione giggled, and Dylan stared at
her with mournful, wounded eyes. "Just because I spend more time getting dressed
and fixing my hair in the morning than you do..."
"You're the most beautiful student in the school and everyone knows it,"
Hermione said, shaking her head. "Including you. You're a bit of a peacock,
Dylan." She kissed him lightly on the lips. "But I love you anyway."
They stared at each other, rendered speechless for a moment. It was the first
time either of them had actually said the words, "I love you," and Hermione
seemed as startled as Dylan was by them. Apparently the words had slipped out
without her intending to say them.
Well, Dylan didn't intend to let this opportunity pass. "I love you, too," he
said softly, then leaned forward and kissed her. Their lips touched, lightly and
hesitantly, as if they were kissing for the very first time, then the kiss
slowly deepened, and Hermione seemed to melt in his arms. He suddenly felt very
warm in spite of the cold winter air. Despite the fact that they had lived in
the same house for two weeks during the summer, they had not really had a chance
to spend much time alone together. Snape and Lupin had allowed them a certain
amount of privacy, and they'd had a few make-out sessions in the library at
Grimmauld Place, but things couldn't go too far, for fear of someone walking in
on them. After a certain amount of time had passed, Lupin had usually found an
excuse to come down to the library and get a book--knocking politely on the door
to announce himself first, of course. Nor had they been able to sneak into each
other's rooms after everyone had gone to bed: Hermione had shared a room with
Ginny, and Dylan had shared one with Theo. They could have snuck into one of the
empty rooms, of course, but Theo's nightmare had given Snape and Lupin the
perfect excuse to check up on them in the middle of the night--just to make sure
that Theo was all right, of course. In a way, Dylan had enjoyed those late-night
visits, and the way Lupin would gently pull the covers up over himself and Theo,
tucking them in as if they were still little boys, and the way Snape would
sometimes reach down and stroke their hair in a brief, affectionate caress if he
thought they were asleep. It made him feel a little embarrassed, because at
sixteen, he was probably too old to want to be tucked in and kissed goodnight by
his parents, but he had found it comforting after everything he had endured
during the last two years--being inducted into the Death Eaters, awakening the
vampiric roses with his own blood, watching Karkaroff die, fighting in the final
battle and watching his mother die... After all that, a part of him wanted to be
protected and comforted like a small child once again.
But the other part of him--the part that was a teenage boy with very healthy
teenage desires--had found it bit a frustrating. And of course there was even
less privacy at Hogwarts; Dylan envied Blaise and Theo, who had their own room
and could be together anytime they wanted. He thought, with a touch of ironic
humor, that the other students would probably be shocked to learn that the
playboy of Hogwarts School, son of the infamous Evan Rosier, was a virgin. It
wasn't as if there hadn't been opportunities, particularly with the Slytherin
girls; Snape was strict in the classroom, but he didn't closely monitor the
romances that went on in the dorm, so long as they were discreet about it. But
while Dylan had enjoyed flirting with all the girls, there had been only one
that he truly wanted, and it had been unsafe to pursue her up until now.
But she was in his arms now, her lips soft on his. Her hair smelled sweet, like
wildflowers, and he wondered if it was from the shampoo she was using, then
wondered why he was thinking about shampoo at a time like this. He let his hand
slowly slide up her waist and across her chest; he could just barely feel the
curve of her breast through her thick winter robes. She trembled in his arms,
but did not pull away...
And then he heard the sound of footsteps on the stairs, and they hastily jumped
apart. A moment later, Professor Sinistra reached the top of the landing and
said, "Ah, good day, Mr. Rosier, Miss Granger."
"Good day, Professor," Dylan replied, trying to regain his composure; he could
see out of the corner of his eye that Hermione looked red and flustered. "It's a
little early for Astronomy Class, isn't it?"
"I just wanted to make sure that the telescopes were in good working order,"
Sinistra replied. "There is an interesting alignment of the stars tonight that I
wished to show my third-year classes. And what are you two doing outdoors on a
cold winter's day?"
"Just enjoying the view, Professor," Dylan replied innocently.
"It will be even better when the stars are out," Sinistra said. "You two are
welcome to join my third-years tonight if you have the time. But make sure you
bundle up; you're both looking a little flushed--I think you had best go back
indoors for now. You wouldn't want to catch a cold, now would you?"
"No, Professor," Dylan and Hermione murmured obediently, then ran down the
stairs together. As soon as they were out of earshot of the Professor, they
burst into laughter.
"Well, scratch the Astronomy Tower as a trysting place!" Dylan said ruefully.
Hermione giggled nervously, her face still red. "I'm not sure whether to feel
disappointed or relieved that the Professor interrupted us!"
For a moment, Dylan didn't didn't know whether to feel hurt or amused. Then he
laughed; that was typical Hermione--honest to a fault! And in truth, it made him
feel better to know that she was as inexperienced as he was. He had thought she
had been seeing Viktor Krum during her fourth year, but it didn't seem like
things had progressed very far between them; probably no farther than things had
gone between himself and Lisa Turpin.
Feeling a little more cheerful, he slipped an arm around her and kissed her on
the cheek. "We can take things slowly, Hermione," he said, although his body was
not in complete agreement with that statement. He took a few deep breaths and
used the calming techniques he had learned in his Occlumency lessons; that
helped a little. "I don't want to rush you into doing something you don't want
to do."
Hermione smiled at him gratefully. "I do want to..." She hesitated and blushed
most prettily. "...be with you, Dylan. Eventually. But...properly. Not sneaking
around up on the Astronomy Tower or under the Quidditch stands."
"You're right," Dylan said, repressing a sigh. "It should be something
special--because you're special to me, Hermione." The words rolled off his
tongue easily, partly because of his long-practiced charm, which had become
second nature, but also because he sincerely meant them, even though he was a
little disappointed about having their tryst cut short.
Hermione's warm smile made up for that disappointment. "I'm so glad you
understand, Dylan."
"So, Miss Granger," Dylan said lightly, "will you grant me the honor of
escorting you to the Yule Ball?"
"Of course, Mr. Rosier," Hermione said, with mock-dignity, pausing to curtsy to
him, then giggled. "I wasn't really planning on going with anyone else."
Dylan bowed to her in a courtly manner. "A gentleman never takes a lady for
granted. It is only right and proper to ask you formally." Then he grinned
rakishly. "I wouldn't want some other guy stealing you from under my nose!"
Parvati and Lavender had passed on some gossip to him, about a quarrel Ron and
Hermione had once had over Hermione going to the Ball with Krum because Ron had
failed to ask her until the last minute. Dylan didn't intend to make the same
mistake.
Hermione smiled at him, looking very pleased. "A lady hates to be taken for
granted. I would be honored to accompany you to the Ball. But for now...it's
almost time for dinner; would you escort me to the Great Hall, Mr. Rosier?"
"It would be an honor, my lady," Dylan said, and gallantly held out his arm. She
took it, and they strolled arm-in-arm through the castle and entered the Great
Hall together. Every eye in the room was upon them, and they were both aware of
it, but Hermione did not chide him for his vanity. She merely gave him an amused
little smile and played along, holding her head up high, walking by his side as
gracefully and regally as any pureblood lady. He stared at her admiringly, his
silver-gray eyes filled with both laughter and awe, and felt even more in love
with her then than he had before.
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Lupin was disturbed by the undercurrent of suspicion and animosity running
beneath the outward facade of peace among the students, while Snape was still
troubled by the fact that they had never found the person responsible for the
hex that had nearly killed Dylan. However, when no further incidents arose, they
relaxed their guard a little and became distracted, as everyone else was, by the
holiday flurry--there were tests to be given, papers to be graded, not to
mention Christmas shopping to be done, and not enough time to do it in.
Lupin was sitting at the desk in Snape's quarters, bent over a piece of
parchment, a look of intense concentration on his face. Meanwhile, Snape was
testing his students' Hair-Raising Potions on Kiseki. He splashed a few drops of
potion from one vial on the rat, and Kiseki's fur grew out long and luxurious,
until he resembled a walking toupee. "Hmm, very good," Snape murmured, and
marked down the student's grade in his notebook. He sprinkled a few more drops
from the next vial on the hairy rat, and suddenly all Kiseki's fur fell out,
leaving him pink and denuded. Snape shook his head and muttered, "Looks like we
may have another Longbottom on our hands," and gleefully marked down a "0" next
to the student's name--a Gryffindor, of course.
Kiseki let out a loud, indignant squeal, causing Lupin to look up. "For Merlin's
sake, Severus, stop torturing my rat!" he scolded.
Snape shrugged and flicked his wand at the rat, who was quickly restored to
normal. "I need to test the potions on someone," he pointed out, "and I thought
it would be more humane than testing them on the students."
"Come over here for a moment and be helpful," Lupin ordered, sounding a bit
distracted. "What should we get your mother for Christmas?"
"What does my mother have to do with your DADA assignments?" Snape asked.
"Aren't you grading papers?"
"No, silly," Lupin said, gnawing on the end of his quill. "I'm writing out a
Christmas shopping list."
"End of term is coming up soon," Snape said impatiently. "Don't you have more
important things to be tending to?"
"But this IS important, Severus!" Lupin protested. "There's only one scheduled
Hogsmeade day before school lets out and we go to Snape Manor--"
"Which is your fault for accepting Lady Selima's invitation," Snape pointed out.
"And that's just not enough to time get all our shopping done!" Lupin continued.
"We need to at least place some orders ahead of time, and maybe pop in to Diagon
Alley next weekend. I thought we'd get some new robes for Dylan--he's a bit of
clotheshorse, and he needs something to wear to the Yule Ball, anyway. We should
order those ahead of time, since they'll need to be custom-made. And I thought
we should get Lukas a set of robes, too--he'll need some new clothing for his
court appearance, anyway. I'm not sure what to get Theo; we already got him a
broom for his birthday. Of course, he's so delighted to be your heir that I
don't think he really cares what we give him, but I would like it to be
something special. I was working on a carving for him, but I'm not sure I'll
finish on time; things have been so hectic lately."
"Lupin--"
"Hmm," Lupin said thoughtfully, his expression brightening. "Since he took up
carving this summer, we could get him a set of carving tools. And maybe an
advanced text on runes, since he seems interested in pursuing that as a career."
"Lupin--"
"But I have no idea what to get for your mother," Lupin said, looking worried.
"Something expensive and tasteful, of course, but the purebloods seem to have
rather widely varied ideas about what they consider tasteful. What do you
think?"
"LUPIN!" Snape shouted, and his lover finally stopped babbling. "I can't answer
your question if you won't let me speak!"
"Sorry, Severus," Lupin said with a sheepish smile. "I guess I'm a little
nervous. I want to make a good impression on your mother. So what do you think
she'd like?"
"For me to a marry a pureblood woman," Snape replied sarcastically.
"Come on, Sev!" Lupin protested. "Be serious!"
"Well, how would I know, Lupin?" Snape sighed. "We've only just started speaking
to each other again after being estranged for years."
"Well, what did you used to get her for Christmas when you were still living at
home?" Lupin asked.
Snape shrugged. "An expensive scarf or piece of jewelry or bottle of perfume. It
all seemed a little pointless, since I was buying my parents gifts with the
allowance they gave me. I hated my parents, Lupin, so I didn't waste a lot of
time worrying over whether they'd like my presents or not. And they always gave
me the same thing for Christmas every year: new robes and a pouch of Galleons.
Gift-giving at Snape Manor has always been very impersonal." Lupin sighed
dispiritedly, and Snape regarded his lover curiously. "Why are you getting so
worked up about this, Remus? You know my mother isn't going to approve of
anything you give her."
Lupin sighed and laid down his quill. "I know Lady Selima barely tolerates me,
and I know we have a lot of work to do here at school, and I shouldn't waste so
much time fussing over a shopping list. But...it's our first Christmas together
as a family, Severus. I want it to be special."
Snape looked at the wistful, anxious expression on his lover's face and felt his
irritation vanish. He bent down and slipped his arms around Lupin and murmured,
"Don't worry, Remus; everything will be fine." Lupin still looked a little
worried, so Snape sighed and considered Lupin's original question seriously.
"Well...my mother is fond of fine art," he finally said. "She was the one who
initially invested in that art gallery that the Snapes own; it was sort of a pet
project of hers."
"What sort of art?" Lupin asked, perking up a little.
"All sorts," Snape replied. "Paintings, tapestries, sculptures...but nothing too
gaudy. She likes things that are simple, tasteful, and elegant." He thought
further. "The Snape crest is a serpent, similar to Slytherin's. A sculpture or
figurine of a snake or dragon would be in keeping with the decor at Snape Manor.
Something Asian, perhaps..."
"Ah, yes!" Lupin said, his eyes lighting up. "I saw several items like that in
one of the shops we visited while we were staying in Japan with Professor
Kamiyama! I'll write and ask him for help. Which reminds me--we need to get the
Kamiyamas something for Christmas."
"I'll order a jumbo box of assorted sweets from Honeydukes," Snape promised.
"Thank you, love," Lupin said, giving him a kiss. Then he picked up his quill
and began composing a letter to Kamiyama.
Snape chuckled and let him be. If the werewolf was still neglecting his
students' papers, well, at least he was happy. And then it suddenly struck Snape
that Christmas was only a little more than two weeks away, and he hadn't decided
what to get Lupin yet. He usually got Lupin robes for Christmas, but the
werewolf was no longer impoverished and now had a respectable wardrobe. No, it
should be something different, something special...something that showed Remus
just how much he meant to Snape. It was their first Christmas together as a
family, after all. Snape fretted over the matter for a few minutes, forgetting
about the potions that he was supposed to be grading. Then suddenly an idea
occurred to him, and he ran into the bedroom to compose a letter of his own.
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Meanwhile, Aric walked into the Slytherin common room and found most of his
housemates gathered around the couch. They were lining up to hand Pansy
Parkinson coins while Millicent Bulstrode dutifully recorded the amount in a
notebook.
"What on earth are you doing?" he asked.
"We're collecting money for Professor Lupin's Christmas present," Millicent
informed him briskly. "How much shall I put you down for?"
"Count me out," Aric sneered. "I'm not buying anything for the werewolf!"
"But I want the present to be from everyone in Slytherin!" Pansy pouted. "I
thought it would be nice to show the Professor that we think of him as one of us
now."
"It can be from everyone but me," Aric said firmly.
"It's only because of Lupin's soft heart that Snape hasn't had you expelled yet,
you know," Draco told him in a cold voice.
"So what?" Aric retorted, feeling a brief flicker of guilt, and then resentment
towards Lupin for making him feel guilty in the first place. "I didn't ask him
to do me any favors!"
"Aw, come on, Aric," Yvonne wheedled, fluttering her eyelashes at him. "Just a
token amount, say a Sickle or two, so that we can say it's from everyone."
"Are you all in on this?" Aric asked disgustedly.
"YES!" his housemates shouted emphatically.
"Shhh!" Pansy hissed. "If you make that much noise, the Professors will come to
see what's going on, and this is supposed to be a surprise."
"I think you've all gone mad," Aric said, "and I don't want any part of it." He
turned on his heel to walk away, but Serafina rose to her feet and pulled two
gold coins out of her pocket.
"If you won't contribute anything," she threatened, "I'll put in these two
Galleons in your name. And I'll make sure to tell Professor Lupin that you
contributed them personally."
"Then I'll tell him you're lying!" Aric snarled. "You don't want to hurt your
precious werewolf's feelings, do you?"
"It won't hurt his feelings," Serafina informed Aric calmly, "because I'll tell
the Professor that you only said that because you're embarrassed that word got
out. I'll tell him that you secretly enjoyed working at the werewolf clinic, and
that you're grateful for all the times he defended you to Snape. I'll tell him
that you only pretend to be mean to him to make Theodore mad, and because your
family would disapprove of you befriending a werewolf." Aric stared at her, a
look of horror filling his eyes, and she smiled at him maliciously. "And you
know that Professor Lupin will believe it, because he always wants to believe
the best of everyone. Or...you could hand over the money voluntarily, and we'll
just sign the card 'from everyone in Slytherin House,' and I won't mention your
name specifically."
Aric spluttered furiously, knowing he was trapped. "That's blackmail!" he
shouted.
"That's the Slytherin way, Dietrich," Serafina replied serenely.
Aric reached into his pockets and flung down a handful of coins, without
bothering to count them or see what they were. "There!" he snapped. "Now leave
me alone!" Then he ran out of the room.
The remaining Slytherins stared at Serafina in awe. "That...that was
magnificent, Avery!" Draco exclaimed.
"The most impressive bit of manipulation I've ever seen," Theodore agreed.
Dylan grinned mischievously. "Even better than the way Lupin manipulates Snape!"
Serafina smiled proudly, and the Slytherins burst into laughter. Pansy knelt
down to pick up the coins on the floor. "Three Sickles and six Knuts," she said.
"Bit of a cheapskate, but at least we can say everyone in Slytherin pitched in.
Okay, let's get on with it! We've got to get the money collected and send in the
order as soon as possible if we want the present to be ready before school lets
out!"
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Hagrid proudly told his seventh-year Gryffindor-Slytherin class, "I have
somethin' special for yeh today."
"That sounds ominous," Draco muttered under his breath. "I wonder what it is
this time--venomous snakes? Fire-breathing dragons?"
Harry and Ron glared at him, and Hermione hissed, "Shh!"
"Now be very quiet," Hagrid told the class. "Yeh don' want ter scare these
little fellers." He led them behind his hut to a small enclosure that contained
several small creatures frolicking in and around a small pool of water. They
looked like round little furballs about the size of a Quaffle, with tiny, clawed
hands and feet; pointed, fox-like ears; a thin, curly tail topped off with a
tuft of fur that resembled a pompom; and large, round dark eyes that stared up
at the students soulfully, as vulnerable and appealing as those of a puppy in a
pet store begging to be chosen and taken home.
"Ooh," sighed Lavender. "They're so cute!"
"For once Hagrid chose nice animals," Parvati said, sounding surprised. "What
are they?"
Hagrid very slowly and carefully picked up one of the creatures in his huge
hands, and cradled it gently. "This is a Porvora," he said. "They're very rare."
"Porvora," Hermione said, frowning thoughtfully. "That sounds familiar; I'm sure
I've read about it somewhere..."
"Porvora?" Draco cried, and the furball in Hagrid's hands started to quiver.
"Shhh!" Hagrid said, sounding alarmed, and gently stroked the creature,
crooning, "There, there, it's all right."
Draco lowered his voice to a whisper, but still sounded frantic. "Porvoras are
living bombs! How could you bring those things to Hogwarts? Are you trying to
kill us?"
"Bombs?" Lavender said, her eyes going wide.
"I knew it was too good to be true," Parvati groaned.
"SHHH!!" Draco and Hagrid said in unison.
"Now I remember where I read about them," Hermione whispered. "Their blood is an
ingredient in certain explosive potions. It's very difficult to gather, though,
since the Porvora will explode if it feels frightened or threatened. Or if it
gets too close to fire; it's highly flammable. Or an explosion can be triggered
by a very strong vibration--"
"We get the picture, Hermione!" Ron hissed, looking very pale.
"For obvious reasons," Hermione finished, "they're very rare."
"I know," Hagrid whispered proudly. "I can't believe I was lucky enough ter get
my hands on a whole family of 'em!"
"Does Dumbledore know you have these?" Aric whispered. "What if you blow up the
castle?"
"That's why I'm keepin' 'em out here, away from the castle," Hagrid told him
cheerfully.
"Oh great," Theodore grumbled softly, "so you'll just blow US up!"
"Nobody's goin' ter get blown up if yeh handle 'em properly," Hagrid replied.
"Now, yeh handle 'em very gentle-like, and don' make any sudden moves or loud
noises that might scare 'em. They usually live near water." He pointed at the
pool. "That helps lower the chances of an accidental explosion."
Ron was making small whimpering noises, and Hermione said reproachfully, "Shh!
You'll scare the Porvoras!"
"Yeh put earplugs in their ears at night," Hagrid continued, "so that they don'
explode if some noise startles 'em and wakes 'em up suddenly. And--" He pulled a
bar of chocolate out of his pocket, unwrapped it, and handed it to the Porvora
he was holding, who immediately began nibbling on it. "Their favorite food is
chocolate. But it has to be sweet milk chocolate, not bitter chocolate, or--"
"They might explode," Draco finished wearily, a glum expression of resignation
on his face.
"Come on now," Hagrid said cheerfully. "All of yeh step up and take turns feedin'
'em."
"Do we have to?" Ron moaned softly.
The students reluctantly lined up and accepted the chocolate bars that Hagrid
gave them, and fed the Porvoras. Lavender and Parvati very gingerly stroked the
animals they were feeding, and the Porvoras made soft little purring noises.
"They really are cute," Parvati whispered. "It's too bad that they're...well..."
"Living bombs?" Draco finished sarcastically.
Theodore went to his father's quarters afterschool and indignantly reported that
Hagrid was making them handle living bombs, but Snape's reaction was not quite
what he had hoped for.
"Porvoras, hmm?" Snape murmured, an acquisitive gleam in his eyes. "They're
extremely rare. I wonder if Hagrid would let me gather some of their blood?"
"Father!" Theodore protested in a wounded tone. "Aren't you worried about Hagrid
blowing up your entire seventh-year Slytherin class, not to mention your heir?!"
"I notice you aren't worried about the Gryffindors," Lupin chuckled.
"Let McGonagall worry about them," Theodore said sulkily.
"Yes, yes," Snape said in a distracted tone. "I'll speak to the Headmaster about
it. But I'd like to get some of their blood before Dumbledore makes Hagrid send
them away."
"How do you gather Porvora blood, anyway?" Dylan asked curiously.
"Oh, it's not really that difficult," Snape replied. "Just feed it some
chocolate laced with sleeping potion, take the blood while it's asleep, then
treat the wound with a little healing salve so it won't feel any pain when it
wakes up. The Porvora wakes up none the worse for wear, and doesn't even realize
what's happened, so long as you don't take too much blood. Most of the explosive
potion recipes only call for a small amount of the blood--a few drops, usually.
It's very potent. Of course, you have to be very careful to store it properly so
that it doesn't explode..."
"And why would you need to make an explosive potion, Severus?" Lupin asked.
Snape shrugged. "I don't need one now, but you never know when it might come in
handy, Lupin. They can be used for benevolent purposes, you know--to excavate a
mine or clear a rockfall, for instance." He looked over at his sulking son.
"Just bear with it for a little while, Theodore; the term's almost over, anyway.
As long as you handle the creatures gently and don't make any loud noises, it
should be fine. I'll prepare some extra batches of healing potion and salve,
just in case."
"That's very reassuring," Theodore muttered under his breath, and glared at
Dylan, who fell over on the couch, laughing.