
Mr. T spots the vile lyricist, but he must first get through
Chuck the Bodyguard before he can put an end to Eminem's vulgar
jibba-jabba.

Chuck's hypnotic sunglasses mesmerize Mr. T to the point of
[gasp] weakness. Mr. T is about to be dragged to the dock to
finally be captured by Col. Decker.

But Mr. T has other plans.. it looks like that milk kicked in
just in time.

Mr. T knows how bleached-hair whitey rappers think, and he knows
where to look for Eminem...