Your Bathroom: An Apology

I am sorry
For the night
In your house
When you
Were smug
And rude
To me,
And I left
Your room
And went
To your bathroom
Where I
Did rip
Your toilet
From the floor
With a giggle
And surprising ease
And then set it
Back in place
With a dislocated down pipe.

And I'm sorry
That when
You use it
And try
To flush it
It will come back to haunt you
When the toilet
Spills it dirty secret
All over your bathroom floor
And wipes the smug smile
From your face
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha.