I like to keep things nice and official around here, so here is my In My Own Write...Disclaimer.
This Disclaimer applies to specific things on this site.
I am a Beatles fan. I love the Beatles. I love the Beatles more than is probably healthy.
BUT
I do not claim to own them, their stories, quotes or pictures. I do not own the rights to their songs, lyrics, personalities, catchphrases, skin disorders or any otherwise part of them. And I do not, at any point, claim to do so. And--despite that the title of this site is a blatant play-on of the John Lennon book In His Own Write--I do not own the rights to that, either. This is a personal, privately-owned-and-operated website, having no affiliation whatsoever to Apple Corps, EMI Records, Michael Jackson or whatever else.
You can't very well sue me for being a Beatles fan and talking about them.
The "Adoptees" pages are collections of various animal graphics I have officially adopted from their parent sites. Yes, there are a lot of them, and yes, I do love to adopt things.
BUT
These are NOT my graphics. I did not make, draw, paint, sew, decopage or superglue any of them into existence. They have been adopted--as according to the rules and regulations of their parent sites--by me for display on this website.
IF YOU WISH TO ADOPT SOME OF THESE LITTLE BUGGERS FOR YOURSELF, keep in mind that they are NOT mine; Do NOT right-click and save them from my site and get me in trouble with their owners. YOU MUST click the respective links to their parent sites (either in the form of a word link or logo) and begin the official adoption process there.
But here, let me just state that I do NOT claim to own any of these adorable little graphics.
Well, you can't very well sue me for being a collector.
I have a big mouth, and so I created a page so that I--under a pseudonym, of course--may shoot said mouth off whenever I like about pretty much anything.
BUT
I do not try to offend people. If anybody, at any point is offended by my Mary Jane page, I sincerely apologize. I would also like to add that, if you don't LIKE my opinion, don't go to the page! (Free country, y'know.)
Also, I would like to state that I do not claim to OWN the name Mary Jane, nor the rights, lyrics, chords, syllibles or innuendos of the Beatles song "What's The New Mary Jane." I do not wear Mary Janes, smoke Mary Janes, nor is my name Mary Jane, and at no point do I claim so.
Also, I claim NO rights to anything quoted or reprinted in said page, as well as any news articles reprinted in my News section.
And you can't very well sue me for having a big mouth and a funny pen-name.
I may or may not be revising and/or adding to this Disclaimer in the future.
But you can't very well sue me for that, either!