This is
me and my friend’s sarcastic rap battle that we made as a joke. I got rid
of his name because I never got permission, but he’s the blue one. I also
censored the curses because, honestly I don’t know why, I guess because
my parents might read this stuff.
The First
The
Challenge:
agentmoulder254: you me rap
battle tomorrow at noon
*******:k
*******::
jk
agentmoulder254: ill kick your
verbal a**
*******::
right
here right bnow
The Rap
agentmoulder254: I got a cat, a
cat whos fat, the fat is stored in his hat, the hat i beat with a baseball bat, the bat flew across the mat,
and mat took it and made it flat
agentmoulder254: BAM
agentmoulder254: i win
*******::
nope
*******::
check
it
*******::
ugh
agentmoulder254: lets heres urs suck
agentmoulder254: sucka*
agentmoulder254: oops pow surprise
*******::
u may
play football runnin those slants
but we all no really u aint got nottin
in those pants
*******::
boo ya
agentmoulder254: thats only two lines
bi***, you still got work out the glitch
*******::
na i don't k?
*******::
cuasa dat i
say hurray
agentmoulder254: na i dont kay,
sommin u might just say, even though, we both know,
your really gay
*******::
u no
what u stink
i think
u make me vomoet right in ma sink and when u grow up
u gonna be a shrink!
*******::
don't fo get u favorite colar is pink
agentmoulder254: u like to use
the same rhyme scheme twice,
and for you i got the advice,
take the time, to work on rhymes,
cuz right now, somehow, your hair has some lice
agentmoulder254: diggity
agentmoulder254: hurry up
bi***
*******::
i don't use the same thing
u no u do
u n yo small ding a ling
makes me wanna pooo
soo booooo
as in ya
i win , ra ra ra
agentmoulder254: that was
corny as could be, so ill climb up a tree, a tree full of life and mystery,
until i fill up and rot, i
bet you dont even know sir-mix-a-lot, and to you, i just got
agentmoulder254: BOMB_DIGGITY
agentmoulder254: lol
agentmoulder254: i dont want my wheaties give em to the needy
and your getting really greedy,
so go down, down to town,
eat some chex mix, and stuff your pants,
so youd finally have pride, in your own chex mix
agentmoulder254: im the rhyme king
*******:: ur not really great
u sound like ur eight
ur not good at alll
yo aint no howda ball
so just stop
and don't get pulled ova by a cop
u hear
ill bite ur ear
like tyson
i got ma licencse n i just drove on u like a GIANT PIECE A POOOO
*******::
o snap
agentmoulder254: o snap, the
way u rap, jesus, it sounds like crap,
so go back to your den, and get all your friends,
so you can play grabass all over again
agentmoulder254: dammity
*******:: yo that was seriously
great, but man i just ate, so setle
it down all to the ground like ur moms pants last
night thats right , we were out on the town
agentmoulder254: your grammars
about as much filling, as the sh**** posse who are chillin, that sh*** whack, and
its wiggity, so go run home cuz
im the bomb diggity
agentmoulder254: da** im good
*******:: no u not, ur as bad as ma snot, like a booger, disgustin
right, kinda like me n ur
mom be dooin alll night
agentmoulder254: ooo that was cheap son, so excuse me while i get my gun, and shoot your head, and burn your bed, while
you flee in shock, yo brains will be eaten by a 10
foot hawk
*******:: yo think ur reall good but ur really not , so go bak to ur room and smoke that
p**, come bak when ur
ready, u no to battle, and ill hit u ove the head wit
a ping pong paddle,then u be tromitized
by the look in ma eyes, such a glare while im comin ma hair, u no ma fro? its
down below just ask
agentmoulder254: funny aint it, funny as your grammar, lyrics that bad should be
put in the slammer, take me to my royal thrown and give me my crown, watch as i rise up to rule the underground
*******:: lets see, u make me wanna pee, ur like a flee, so
lets go u n me in a real battle all the way in seattle,
that would be nice, as long as u don't got lice, so hows
that, i need a comback
agentmoulder254: your reusing
my old scheme, to listen to you is to have a bad dream, did you know i doused my self in shaving cream, it burned, but not as
hot as i got, when i heard
your sh**** snot
Victor=AgentMoulder254