| Sci-Fi Trilogy Review The Lord of the Rings by The Jorge, himself, and him |
| Well another legendary trilogy, that put stars on the map and whatever else legendary trilogies do. This trilogy had it's ups and lows(The Return of the King.) Okay, well let's begin with the Fellowship. -"One ring to rule them all"-The Ring Itself Well, where to start, how about, GENIUS. This film was liked by nerds and jocks alike. It is the movie equivalent to sliced bread. It should get like 12 awards or something, oh wait, it did(I'm well aware that Return of the King got the 12 awards, but this was MUCH better.) Well the beginning can be a little sappy, but the movie is great, especially when Baromir dies(I'm aware that I might ruin it for you, but too be honest, I could care less.) There was some dialect, but it was suprisingly good dialect. But, after watching the movie once, I thought there were only 3 main characters, considering all the characters look and talk exactly the same. Until Tim told me afterward, I thought Aragorn and Baromir were the same character. But other than that, the movie was great. -"I am particularly flabberghas- Oh wait, wrong movie. Well the Two Towers was perhaps one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. The action was awesome, the plot was all fighting not much talking, the battle scenes were amazing. A truly groundbreaking movie. You just didn't want it to end, because then you would have to wait months for the Return of the King. This left you at the edge of your seat wanting more of Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli to kick orc butt. There's not a lot of dialect, just the way I like it! I would reccomend this movie to anybody who likes action particularly. It is great.This should get one rating point as many orks died in it, but since theres only 10 rating points, it gets a 10. -"That only counts as one"-Gimli Wow, what an original movie, it didn't feel like I was watching the second one all over again(sarcastic.) I was completely bored by it, it was the second one, without as much action and it was a lot cheesier too. I mean come on, an army of the dead comes and swarms the orks, what's cheesier than that, not even the Architect's language in The Matrix Reloaded, was as bad as this. I think what they should do is, completely cut out the entire movie, except when Legolas kills the elephant thing. That would be a good, simple, movie, but know, they had to add 600 billion more hours of text and crappy ended battles. I literally fell asleep SIX TIMES, during the movie. I don't even know where to start explaining the cheesiness. It crossed the line between creative and chees Worst ending ever, I expected better than the same author who gave us The Fellowship and Two Towers. Movie: The Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers The Return of the King Entire Trilogy Plot: 8 8 1 9 Action: 6 11(Not a Mistake) 6 8 Dialect: 7 10 0(Boring) 6 Originality: 10 10 1 10 Overall: 8 10 2 10 |