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October the 14th 2001 is a
crucial step in the world's history.
After the fall of Berlin's wall in
1989, the Gulf War in 1991, and the last Twin Tower attack on the 11th of
September 2001, the 14th of October 2001 is certainly the most relevant
day of the Human race.
Around 3pm, three dangerous fellows in Umeå
were walking downtown, Stephen Turner, the Doc and George. After some
schloo they were talking about the trip to St. Petes already carefully
planned with the other two arrogant lads, Byrnardo and the Snake.
Suddenly
the Doc was inspired by Contos and said to the others:
"Hey, we
must create a fellowship, an organization, something to show the best to
the world: the P-Team".
Obviously George and Stephen
Turner, knowing what a good idea it was, agreed instantly.
Excited by the
new idea, George, Stevo and the Doc soon reached the Snake and Byrnardo in
order to explain the latest news. Everything was approved and we gave
birth to our organization. With the help of George, to whom was assigned
the P.R. task, the P-Team was soon equiped with its uniform (shown all over
the
website).
FIRST
MISSION: ST. PETERSBURG
Noone will believe, noone could even think about what the
P-Team played over there. The P-Team provided the other
International students with a welcome e-mail regarding the trip to St.
Petes. Apparently the organizer seemed to be some lennerth andersson, an
old man who pretended to show the city to the group. The P-Team humiliated
him on several occasions, first on the bus, then in St. Petes and then on
the bus again.
As soon as the P-Team was on the bus, they took the
total control of it. Even though schooling was stricktly forbidden as well
as smoking, new rules were set up. The bus was turned up into a real pub,
people were drinking, chatting, puking and benghazing all around.
The
city of St. Petersburg is absolutely amazing by night. All the local girls
were waiting for the P-Team performances and some of them were even asking
for a signature. Stephen Turner had the occasion to tell our purposes and
deepest goals to the population. The Snake mysteriously disappeared for
few hours, and we truly believe he was spreading out the P-Team's gospel.
George, the Doc and Byrnardo kept on schlooing and taking advantage of
minors. Two characters were extremely important for our assigment: Big Pat
Swanson from Wisconsin and Mr. Ben who proudly preached the P-Team
ego.
The P-Team successfully satisfied its needs and on the last day we
decided to visit the famous and so well known Winter Palace: Mr. Stephen
Turner correctly suggested us to take a picture of it so that we could
reach a pub as soon as possible, carpe diem!
In a gorgeous pub Stephen
Turner met the woman of its life: Marsha. She was working there as a
waitress and she could not resist to his charm. They will get married in
May (but Stephen Turner will still keep on playing).
Totally schlooed
the P-Team headed for the bus which was supposed to take them to Umeå,
Sweden. The P-Team kindly offered Russian champagne to everybody with the
exception of some miserables (you know who you are). The trip was long,
tiresome, hard: but we all arrived at Vasa, Finland. After few interviews
by the Finnish local newspapers, we finally headed for our final
destination, Umeå. The P-Team was hosted by King Gustav who implored the
Snake to meet his lovely
daughter.
OTHER
MISSIONS
Every Saturday night: E-Pub had the pleasure to
host the P-Team. The money they offered to our association were devolved
for the missing children in Afghanistan.
Tuesday night: Blå gave the P-Team its welcome, but our association preferred
no to release interviews about that.
Wednesady night: Havana club. The
P-team was brutally attacked by some fanatics and the Snake honoured the
P-Team by calling up the spirit of Contos. We thank him for protecting us
and for giving us the will to play/shoot.
Friday night: Blå
Dragonen. Lots of innocent, minor, beautiful girls were waiting for their
dreams come true, i.e. the arrival of the P-Team which strictly respected
the Swedish law(!).
 
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