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Susan: You should tell her.
Carter: Who? Tell her what?
Susan: That you're desperately in love with her and can't live a moment without her.
Carter: I was 11, it was with a maid.
Abby: How old was she?
Carter: I don't know, about 25.
Susan: Did you pay her?
Carter: My parents did.
Gallant: To have sex with you?
Carter: No, to be a maid! |
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Frank: Douglas, d'ya like donuts? |
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Patient: Hey lady! Where the hell's my leg?
Susan: I believe it was amputated! |
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Romano: This one's for the coffee table... Smile Lizzie! |
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Romano: Aww Lizzie. What happened? Prince Harry back in rehab? |
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Romano: Who are you and why are you talking to me? (To Pratt) |
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Susan: Must've been hard growing up on a mansion. Was Gamma too cheap to heat the pool? |
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Gallant: Dr Carter, what does your father do?
Susan: Spends the family trust fund! |
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Luka: its like you have an insect in your anus!
Abby: It's a bug up my ass Luka! Bug up my ass. If you're gonna insult me at least do it right! |
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Luka: I was up late.
Abby: Oh really. What's her name?
Luka: Who?
Abby: It's a joke Luka! |
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Luka: Stay as long as you need and you only have to sleep with me at the weekend.
Abby: Excuse me?
Luka: It's a joke Abby! |
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Doug: Stick a fork in them, they've been Weavered! |
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Malucci: And out survey says; Chest tube!! |
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