PATRICK: �St Catherine�s of Lambeth are looking for a new A and E consultant. Now they�ve got one!�
PATRICK: �Hello, Holby A and E. Patrick �Superstar� Spiller, senior reg but not for much longer!�
DUFFY: �Patrick, have you been at the nitrous oxide or is there something you�d like to tell us?�
PATRICK: �How are you ever gonna replace someone like me in 12 short weeks? 12 weeks, nah, 12 years maybe!�
PATRICK/SPENCER: �Ask me who the man is Spencer.�
�Who�s the man?�
�Me, I am, I�m the man!�
FINN: �You don�t talk to me, you talk at me girl.�
COMFORT/FINN: �Don�t you ever think about death?�
�Only when you�re driving!�
HOLLY/PATRICK: �Well aren�t you miss perfect?!�
�Actually yes I am �cause my freshly changed phone is in the boot!�
�What�s it doing there?�
�It�s in my bag, with my presents!�