SATISFACTION

I’m off to see my union man; I’ve got to get some action

I never seem to get my share of job satisfaction

It’s never on my wages slip and every month I look

So I’ve been to see the foreman and he’s put it in the book

I went up to the wages for a “satisfaction sub”

But alas it was their lunch time and they’d gone to the pub

The “Human Remains” lady, I guess she must have lied

She said that she would see to it that I was satisfied

I contacted Mark Thompson, he really was concerned

And he’s promised to investigate my “satisfaction earned”

He said I must be due some of that he had no doubt

But if there was a shortage he’d have to share it out

I went to see John Jenkins but he said “What’s the trouble?”

“Now you’re doing level two your satisfaction’s double”

I went to see Dave Evans his mood was very grim

He agreed I should be satisfied (but not as much as him)

So they had a secret meeting up in Human Remains

And they concentrated very hard and quickly stormed their brains

They were all there, every one of them, the managers of tissues

And top of the agenda was “Satisfaction Issues”

The outcome of this meeting had us all aghast

There was too much satisfaction in the distant past

So now we’ve got to pay back, Mark Thompson’s found a way

Every week we owe him a satisfaction day

p.c.92/98.