BASSETS CHRISTMAS ALLSPORTS

I`VE HEARD THERE IS A CRISIS ACROSS AT BRAMALL LANE

BECAUSE HARRY BASSETS BUNCH OF LADS ARE ON THE SLIDE AGAIN

THEY HAD THEIR CHRISTMAS EARLY BUT IT DIDN`T DO MUCH GOOD

THEY HAD TO SELL A PLAYER TO PUT SIXPENCE IN THE PUD

IT WAS BASSET`S GREAT SOLUTION, HE SAID IT WOULD BE FINE

TO TURN UNITED`S SEASON INTO A PANTOMIME

THERE WERE CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS HANGING UP, AND SANTAS TO BE SEEN

AND ELEVEN TURKEYS ON THE PITCH (THE BIGGEST ONE WAS DEANE )

THEIR FANS GOT IN THE SPIRIT---BOTH OF THEM TURNED UP

SINGING "JINGLE BELLS" AND "SILENT NIGHT" AND "UNITED FOR THE CUP"

BUT NOW THE PARTY`S OVER---WE REALLY SHOULDN`T JEST

UNITED ARE THE STRONGEST TEAM---THEY`RE HOLDING UP THE REST

THEY`VE GOT A PAIR OF GOALIES WHO SUFFER FROM FATIGUE

THEIR DEFENCE IS REALLY PITYFUL---THE WORST ONE IN THE LEAGUE

I`VE NEVER SEEN A MIDFIELDER IN ANY GAME THEY`VE WON

SOME SAY IT`S BASSETS MASTER PLAN---I CALL IT KICK AND RUN

THERE`S OLD FRANZ CARR AND BRIAN DEANE, A PAIR OF CHRISTMAS CRACKERS

THEY`D NEED A MAP TO FIND THE GOAL THESE MARVELLOUS ATTACKERS

THEY SAY UNITED`S BOARDROOM IS FULL OF WHEELER-DEALERS

BUT THERE`S JUST TWO TEAMS IN SHEFFIELD---WEDNESDAY AND STEELERS

                                                                                              P.C.93.