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| Lee Bowyer was more than a little upset when Kieren Dyer didn't invite him to his weekly "Roast". |
| Norwich 2 Newcastle 1 Beaten by Delia's lot. SO.....WILL SOUNESS KEEP THE JOB? WILL ALAN SHEARER STILL STAY ON FOR ANOTHER SEASON? HOW CAN WE HOPE TO ATTRACT ANYBODY HALF DECENT WITHOUT EUROPEAN FOOTBALL? IT'S THE INTER FUCKING TOTO FOR US...... |
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| Popemobile.... 1 careful owner. Bullet proof glass added in 1981 High mileage hence �5,000 |
| UEFA Cup Final Tickets. 2 tickets Flights and Hotel in Lisbon �5 (0no) |
| Moon Rock. We can supply official NASA moonrock. Suitable for rockeries, stonings, etc. Apply to Paramount Studios. |
| Irritable Nuisance Centre Forward. Fast. At present playing for Celtic Welsh hence �5,000,000 |
| Half eaten Easter Egg. Top Quality Thorntons Chocolate. Apply in person to the Pope's Quarters, Vatican City. |
| Large Quantity of Champagne. Vintage Kevin Keegan Years. Thirst to sea will buy. Going off, hence �500. |
| On a more positive note,Paula Radcliffe won the London Marathon Ladies Event by miles today. I ran that race once upon a time. Paula would have beaten me by about an hour. Mind you, she was busting for a pee. No wonder she was so fast! When she couldn't hold on any longer she just stopped, squatted, and did her stuff. Go Paula!! |
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