Blonde Cookbook!
MONDAY:      It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to
loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:     Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a
friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:      A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath
anyway.  I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:   Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It
said prepare ingredients ; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving.  Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:      I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the
ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong
with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I
left.

SATURDAY:    Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps
counting to ten.

SUNDAY:      Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all
I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out
hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager
for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk
Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
chocolate moose