The Lady with two Pussies!

To the lady with two pussies

I’d simply like to say

Hey Congratulations!

It’s your fiftieth today!

Most girls have just one pussy

But Linda you have two

I’ve heard that David blow-dries them

And gives them a shampoo!

I’ve seen you round the village

With your legs stretched open wide

In tight pants and your shiny boots

(When you go for a ride)

Your poor horse looks quite shattered

And ready for a shower

And really who can blame him

Between your legs for half an hour!

So have a super birthday!

Enjoy your party kicks!

Cos though you may be fifty

You’re the last of the Rock Chicks

And when the party’s nearly over

When Ronnie says “Two More!”
Remember it’s a vintage year

That’s NINETEEN-FIFTY-FOUR!!