Still hating EVERYONE
Look, I still hate everyone. I can't even stand my friends. Well, I shouldn't put it that way, I can stand my friends but, only in short limited amounts of time. Take for example my friend (let's call him Victor) my friend Victor. Everytime I hang around Victor he wants to go shopping or to a store. Understand, I am a man and shopping is really not my bag so, most of the time I say "No."  Now you would think that a simple No would stop Victor but, it doesn't. I have to hear things like "C'mon dude, let's just go it will be cool." "I'll buy you lunch (or breakfast or dinner insert here)." I usually say something like "I've already eaten. I think I just want to go home and sleep." Then this is usally the point in which it gets weird, like some kind of homosexual relationship. When I say "I don't want to hang out with you anymore, I just want go home." That's when the badgering starts. The reason I am subjected to this is because most of the time I am completely drunk (no more than usual) and Victor has picked me up from my house and basically taken me hostage to be a part of his own sick shopping desires. Now, don't get me wrong, Victor doesn't shop for clothes, hats, or shoes, like a homosexual. He shops for techno crap. Things like Sonicmaximisers, power amps, guns, and rocket launchers. That's what makes it more disturbing than going out shopping with someone like say, my sisters ex-husband.
Most of the time when I am with Victor, he comes up with errand after errand which, takes me further away from my house in an effort to get me to stay over his house. This caused a considerable rift in the relationship with my now ex-girlfriend. (Was it because of Victor, no I can't blame him for that) He would pick me up at my house or apartment, when I lived in an apartment and I would often not return hom until morning. Most of the time I was in a really bad mood too, regreting that I had even called Victor in the first place, just to see what he was doing.
Now, I am not a very impressionable sort of fellow but, when I get around people I have a tendency to lean toward mob violence and peer pressure (especially if I am drinking or on some kind of drug, which is most all of the time). Don't get me wrong, I do my own thing and it is usually something pretty weird and freaky. I'm not the type of person who jumps in a fire just because someone says "Jump in the fire, dude! Jump in the fire!", when I am camping. I am the type of person who will throw someone in the fire and just SAY he jumped in, due to peer pressure. I can't help it. It's a sickness. I guess I am insane.
So anyway, went with Victor and I came to learn that he was a compulsive BUYER. He wasn't a compulsive shopper but, a BUYER. That's just what he does, he buys things weather he can afford it or not.
On the way home from the store from which bought something, he attempts to validate his purchases with an hour long diatribe about why he should have what he bought and the benefits of what he bought and how it will improve his life. Now, I am not talking about simple $100 or $200 purchases. NO SIREEE. I am talking about more  than $500 dollars or upto (but, not limited to) $5000 purchases.
So, this continues every week. Day in, day out. I don't know how he does it but he does. I guess we are going to have to get Leonard Nemoy out of retirement to do another episode of "In Search Of".
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