| Top 30 Ways You Could Die During a Field Geology Trip! |
| Freezing to Death Flood gates opening Getting Chased By Karst Going over the falls: Gooseberry & St. Croix Soudan Mine caves IN The Mine Elevator plunging Bit by a Rattlesnake Fall down the moutain Fall off the side of the Road Head-on Collision Wind Blows us off the hill Get lost trying to find outcrop Get rabies from the dead raccoon Flash flood in Creek bed Shot by a Hunter Rock Slid (watch out for falling rocks) Goat Love Gone Wrong Water Fills the culvert Falling off 'the log' Getting hit by a train Getting attacked by the "Locals" Slipping on rocks and falling into Lake Superior Death by troubled toilets Cave in at Mystery Cave Suffocate in smoky Motel room Sandstone gives way, causes sudden plunge Comfort levell goes awry Food poisoning at the Steak and Salad Buffet Loss half the class as van sinks in the minimum maintenance road TERMINAL LAUGH ATTACK!! |
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| *Please note that no one was injured in the making of this list, but one Mt. Rushmore Moutain Goat and one St. Cloud State Student may have Chronic Broken hearts. Please Think about the Goat! |
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