THE GAY AGENDA
We have all heard the religous right speak of the "Homosexual Agenda" but no one has ever seen a copy of it.  The problem is when most people go to look it up they look under the wrong title, homosexual, the clinical term states who we are Gay the popular term states who we choose to be.  If you had looked under " The Gay Agenda" instead, this is what you would will find:

THE GAY AGENDA

6:00 am           Gym
8:00 am           Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and fresh hand squeezed o.j.)
9:00 am           Hair appointment
10:00 am          Shopping (preferably at Neiman Marcus or Nordstom)
12:00 pm         Brunch
2:00 pm          Take over the world by:
 
                      1. Assume complete control of the U.S. federal, state, and local
                                     governments as well as those of all other nations.
                      2. Destroy all healthy marriages.
                      3. Replace all school counselors in grdes K - 12 with militant homosexuals
                          who seek to recruit children for the homosexual lifestyle.
                      4. Bulldose all houses of worship.
                      5. Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media, and
                      6. Be utterly fabulous

2:30 pm          Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles
                          from the stress of world conquest; aroma therapy
4:00 pm          Cocktails
6:000 pm        Light Dinner (soup, salad [arugula & balsamic vinegar dressing],
                                             chardonnay)
8:00 pm          Theater
10:30 pm         Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro
11:45 pm        Seduce all straight men no matter how ugly, because everyone knows we want them all
12:00 am         Bed (du jour)
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