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I was born in Stillwater, OK in March of 1971 and I met my soulmate in August of 2000; everthing between the former and the latter was just a preparation for the latter . . . I have two beautiful daughters, Kelly and Gabrielle (who still cries more) . . . I teach 6-grade World Cultures & 8th-grade US History at Ft. Clarke Middle School in Gainesville, FL . . . I bleed orange and blue . . . I have owned four Volkswagons . . . The two most amazing days of my life were April 8, 2001 and November 7, 2001 . . . I had a Boston Terrier named after Kirby Puckett of the Minnesota Twins . . . I love living in Gainesville, despite the oppressive summer heat . . . I have a sister, Olivia, who lives in New York City . . . I only own two belts . . . When I die, I want my ashes spread over the Strip in Las Vegas . . . I have been inside the President's Box at Florida Field (twice) . . . My Mom lives in Florida and my Dad lives in Oklahoma; both states have panhandles (dismissed as coincidence?!) . . . My favorite place to eat is Chop Stix . . . When (if) I retire, I want to live in the Florida Keys . . . I want to win the Lottery, but I never play . . . Kelly used to call me Mr. Silly, now she just calls me Dad . . . I have been to Mexico, Norway, China, Italy, Germany, Japan, Morrocco, France, and the United Kingdom (at EPCOT) . . . My wife is the best friend that I have ever had (Sorry, Duriel) . . . My middle name is David . . . I know who lives in a pineapple under the sea . . . I think that Seattle is one of the most romantic cities in the US . . . Gabrielle looks like me, but is beautiful like her mother . . . My favorite Skittles are the orange ones . . . I have heard of Yankeetown, FL . . . I went to Hawaii in the summer of 2002 . . . I am a Cubs fan . . . I love to snow ski . . . I have been inside the Washington Huskies' giant football helmet-mobile . . . I don't believe in Beatles; I just believe in me . . . I once drank a bottle of Dom Perignon with Lynne . . . I often have nightmares about a certain fried egg . . . I have been the Old Maid . . . I am my Grandma's favorite (don't tell my cousins) . . . When I was a kid, all I wanted was Legos . . . I believe that if you're not a Gator, you're Gator Bait . . . When I was young, I had a crush on Princess Leia (especially in Return of the Jedi), but now I only have a crush on Lynne . . . In my academic career, I have been a Cardinal, a Bobcat, a Wildcat, a Trojan, a Cardinal (again), an Eagle, a Patriot, an Argonaut, and a Gator . . . I love chocolate . . . I believe in Santa . . . Lynne and I eloped in Vegas and stayed in the penthouse of the Paris Hotel (Ask us about that one!) . . . I had an SUV named after Earl of Dixie Chick's fame . . . I love to watch Kelly and Gabrielle sleep . . . I try not to spend any money for gas, food, etc. in Leon County . . . I really do not like cats . . . Ferris Bueller's Day Off is my favorite movie . . . I like my donuts filled with Bavarian creme . . . I am the luckiest man in the world . . . FUTK . . .I wear size 11 shoes . . . I love to hear Kelly & Bee sing . . . I love sunny estuaries . . . I think that The Simpsons is one of the greatest shows on television . . . Cats & Dogs would be the worst movie ever if Spy Kids hadn't been made . . . I have never seen the Space Shuttle take off, but I have heard it take off several times . . . My favorite book is The Stand by Stephen King . . . Lynne and I got married in a drive-through . . . "Crackle" is my favorite Rice Crispies guy . . . I have slept in a castle . . . I am a Pisces . . . Lynne bought my wedding band in Estes Park, CO . . . I once proved to Lynne that there IS an Arizona . . . I love it when Gabrielle smiles at me . . . My mother and my grandmother are both artists . . . I can't believe that Spurrier is a 'Cock . . . I once jumped a curb in a rented Subaru Outback . . . I love to tell the story of Lynne's close encounter at Wendy and Andy's wedding (Please ask me about it!) . . . I don't wear ties . . . I often cut my own hair . . . I saw E.T. at the drive-in by my grandmother's house . . . When I'm in Tulsa, I love to eat at Coney Island . . . I think that Peyton Manning is a moron . . . I wear boxers, never briefs . . . I once entered a butt-shaking contest to save Lynne's . . . My dog could play soccer, defense only . . . I always cry at the end of Shawshank Redemption . . . When I drink wine, I prefer an Australian Shiraz . . . I think that Buttercup is the coolest Power Puff Girl . . . I usually hate country music, but I don't mind it with Lynne . . . I have a birth mark on my butt . . . I actually like teaching middle school . . . I hate the NBA . . . My childhood dog was named Freckles . . . I have yet to play Pretty, Pretty Princess . . . I am a frog and Lynne is a pig . . . I have been to C. C. Attle's (but not on purpose) . . . U2 is my favorite band . . . There is nothing about Lynne that I don't like (really) . . . I hope that Gabrielle turns out as amazing as her big sister . . . I could whistle before my cousin Erin, but she could tie her shoes before me . . . Lynne and I once danced all alone on a stage at the Captain's Cocktail on the Carnival Fantasy . . . Mr. Green once called me Killer B; now my house is full of bees . . . I hated Jar Jar Binks . . . I once bought fine hose . . . I can't stand sushi . . . I will never again live in a caramel-free house . . . I do not like green eggs and ham . . . I have never seen Bobby Bowden and Satan together at the same time . . . I hate Oprah . . . My favorite M&Ms are the crispy ones . . . I think Lynne's tractor is sexy . . . There is much estrogen in my house . . . I knew the mayor of Dunnellon . . . I have had Big Fat Phil Fulmer down my pants . . . I have slept in a lighthouse . . . I do NOT see dead people . . . Shrek rocks . . . I went to DJ Chaps once before it closed (darn) . . . I know who the f*** is Alice . . . I painted the walls of Gabrielle's 1st room four different colors . . . My wife thinks I'm handy . . . I love Sportscenter . . . I still can't believe that Spurrier is a 'Cock . . . I wanted to ride a burro to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, but Olivia was too young . . . Our honeymoon car was a Pontiac Firebird convertible . . . I put out a fire at the Hyatt Regency in dowtown Miami . . . I hate South Bay, FL (Take the turnpike!) . . . I believe that the plow is the most important invention of all time . . . I have always wanted to live in a Hobbit hole . . . I think that Sean Connery was the best Bond . . . I cried when Gabrielle was born . . . I am not a smart man, but I know what love is . . . I do NOT take requests . . . I lived it up in the Space Needle . . . When I was young, I saw the US out of the window of a bright yellow VW camper . . . I can't believe it's not butter . . . I hate Wal-mart . . . I believe that bocci is an actual sport and should be a permanent part of the Olympics . . . I once called my Grandma a Pot Pie Eater . . . Mmmmmm, s'mores . . . When I drink Coke (and I do drink Coke), Gentleman Jack beats Crown hands down . . . I am a firm believer that the Big Orange ain't nothing without the Big Blue . . . I have been to every state except Alaska . . . I am positive that the Richard Gere/gerbil story is not just an urban legend . . . I think that the Dualing Dragons at Universal Studios is the coolest roller coaster on the planet (Sorry Lynne, Montu is second.) . . . I miss Mr. Graham . . . Being clever is working out for me . . . I own five pairs of jeans . . . I still can't believe that the Purple Porpoise once had a dress code . . . I was a soccer dad . . . I once chaperoned a bunch of Kindergarteners to see the Nutcracker . . . I hate margaritas; even the margarita Jelly Belly makes me sick . . . I was in the movie The Outsiders with my dad and his yellow VW bus (Look for us and the VW in the drive-in movie scene.). . . I believe that shopping at Publix IS a pleasure . . . I believe that Barbie may be the root of all evil . . . I know Pumbaa . . . I sent Cletus T. Judd a drink at Ballyhoo . . . When I finish this web site, I'm going to Disney World . . . |
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