Chris:   We killed him on his plane. 

Larry:   Let's get the fuck out of here! 

Chris:   And his wand is gone too. 

Larry:   It's the end of Orcus.  I spit on his body. 

John:    There’s no body. 

Chris:   So spit on the vapor. 

John:    What about the other demon? 

Geoff:   I hope you are aware this doesn't kill him.  He can't go anywhere for 100 years. 

Tony:    Even if he does, he won't have his wand. 

Geoff:   True. 

Tony:    So, therefore, I would expect a decrease in his power somewhat. 

Larry:   Geoff, is that wand destroyed? 

Geoff:   Yes.  The negative material plane will kill anything. 

Larry:   Let's go throw that demon in. 

Chris:   Hey, what about that other demon? 

John:    He's gone, the other one's gone. 

Geoff:   After you killed him, he disappeared. 

Larry:   Let's get out of here.  Geoff, get back to the gate. 

Geoff:   There are no encounters at all.  You get inside the caverns and the tunnels that you
         came through are caving in. 

Anthony: We rush. 

Tony:    Hey, try the teleport -- no, it won't work on this plane, fuck. 

Geoff:   The female dragon is just beyond the gate, dead, crushed by rock.  It's beyond
         recovery. 

Tony:    John, bless it. 

Geoff:   You get to the chamber where the male and the young were, you can hear scratching,
         you can see the male dead, its head is crushed. 

John:    I bust the walls. 

Tony:    The young ones still alive? 

Geoff:   You hear scratching. 

Tony:    Take it out. 

John:    Dig it out. 

Larry:   Dig spell.  No, I fucking used it. 

Geoff:   Larry, you realized it was only 5 feet, you would have known it wouldn't have done
         anything, so I'll let you have it. 

Larry:   Alright. 

Geoff:   You dig through to it, there are 2 baby dragons, they're 10 feet long. 

Tony:    Pull them out.  Bag of holding.  No, I can't do that, shit. 

Geoff:   They follow. 

John:    Okay. 

Tony:    Let's get out of here. 

John:    I run with the damned thing. 

Anthony: What about the giant? 

Geoff:   He's dead. 

Larry:   Let's get outta here.  We're gone. 

John:    Yeah. 

Geoff:   Okay, you're out of the mountain. 

Geoff:   We're in the bottom of the Rift? 

Geoff:   That's right.  Well, you're at the entrance to the cavern.  You can see the army. 

Larry:   Lovely.  Why don't we teleport?  I can go to my sanctuary, there's all kinds of spells
         there. 

Chris:   Yeah, I got word of recall, too. 

Tony:    I can go anywhere I bloody well please. 

Larry:   I teleport.  I’ll be back in 2 rounds.  I can get us out of here. 

John:    Thank you. 

Geoff:   Where we going? 

John:    Anywhere. 

Larry:   We can divide the treasure. 

John:    Hang on to the dragon. 

Tony:    More than that, I want to see what's going on politically here now, since we've been
         gone. 

Larry:   We go to Freeport, Geoff. 

Geoff:   Can you teleport everybody with the dragons? 

Larry:   I'll have to do it in stages. 

Tony:    Larry, I can.  We can both do it.  No problem. 

Geoff:   Okay, you're at Freeport. 

Both Silvaticus and Lazarus took a girdle of giant strength from the treasure; Rugrat took a short composite bow +3; Marlenus put the crown and the scepter on display in the palace on Freeport; Silvaticus and Azuraz each adopted one of the brass dragons; and the rest of the treasure was sacrificed to the gods.

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