Larry: 4 guys are going to attack you.
Tony: Larry --
Geoff: What's their armor class?
Larry: [?] start fighting next round.
Tony: Larry, any bards still on that table?
John: I'm on the horse, right --
Larry: Yeah.
John: I'm over here, still ... I look at him, and I go, "Your mine."
Dimension door.
Larry: Okay.
Geoff: He can't hear you.
John: No, I go like that [gestures].
Larry: You're behind him.
John: Thank you.
Larry: It takes some time for you to recover.
Tony: Larry.
John: Huh?
Larry: Dimension door.
Geoff: I think it's 8 segments or something.
John: So how many attacks am I allowed to get?
Larry: Cut your attacks in half.
John: Thank you.
Tony: Larry, any bards still --
Larry: Wait, wait, Tony. John? Let's wait for the --
Tony: Any bards still behind that stage?
Larry: You just roasted that entire stage, man.
Tony: Okay, look for the next group of guards.
Larry: The curtains are on fire.
Tony: Next group of guards, where are they?
Larry: Oh, there's guards on the balcony, too.
Tony: Okay, take them out, 3 fireballs from the wand, 102 points, 40 feet
area of effect.
Chris: Okay, there's no guards on the balcony.
Larry: It's becoming hard to see because there's a lot of smoke in this
room.
Tony: Sorry, guys.
Larry: Initiative. Six.
Geoff: Tony!
Tony: Well, I had to roll one bad. That's one out of three.
John: Can I do something?
Anthony: We should go back around the table.
Tony: John, where are you going?
Larry: You ran into that wall ... no one is near you, like directly close
to you just at the beginning of this round, what do you do?
Anthony: I swing my ax, when I hit this wall, I worry about some one behind
me, I swing my ax crazily behind me, just in case that somebody is
there.
Larry: You hit a barrier.
Anthony: Okay, can I go around it? The first thing I try to do is go around
it, or put my arms up and reach above it.
Larry: It's shaped like that.
Anthony: I put my hands up, I'm seven feet tall --
Larry: You can feel it --
Anthony: It's all around me?
John: Shit.
Geoff: He's got a barrier around him?
Larry: Yes.
Tony: Oh, fuck.
Geoff: Top also?
Anthony: Dimension out of there.
Larry: It doesn't work.
Tony: Anti-magic shell also?
Anthony: Teleportation spell.
Larry: Doesn't work.
Chris: You're in a anti-magic shell.
Anthony: I go "AHHHH!"
Tony: Where are you? Sorry, I wasn't --
Larry: Andrew, you were -- you sent your weasels up ahead, they [?]... is
empty, they get around it. They start advancing to the guy.
Tony: Where is Anthony right now?
Anthony: In that circle.
Andrew: I'm going this way, like you said, 6 guys jump up from a table.
Larry: Oh, yeah, okay.
Tony: Jesters are probably magic-users.
Anthony: Larry, while all this is going on, I [?].
Larry: Uh-huh.
Tony: So as soon as it goes down, he knows it.
Anthony: I'm busting it, if I can.
Larry: 32.
[?]: That's one [?]
Geoff: 90 [?].
Larry: Geoff, what do you do?
Geoff: I'm trying to get across.
Larry: You're going right across those tables?
Geoff: Yeah.
Larry: You're heading for the throne?
Geoff: Yeah.
Larry: You know it's empty.
Geoff: Yeah.
Anthony: He wants to stand on it.
Tony: It's probably got a door on it.
Geoff: I want to tell the king, "I stood on your fucking throne, you
pig-dog!"
Anthony: Look for a secret entrance.
Geoff: Larry -- oh, yeah, you've got the initiative, dammit. I was gonna
ask for an armor class.
Tony: Geoff, I should've hasted you guys.
Larry: From the men at the tables, you take 16 points of damage; from the
very few people who are surviving on the balcony, you take another
18.
Tony: What? They're still there?
Larry: John.
John: Yeah.
Larry: You're behind him.
John: Yeah.
Larry: What do you do?
John: First, hold person. Second, I stick my spear into him, 32 points of
damage, and I go, fireball, fireball.
Larry: Give me some damage.
John: Okay, 167 points of damage. He's still in hold person.
Larry: Okay.
Tony: Larry.
John: I'm immune to fireball.
Larry: The hold person works, by the way.
Tony: Larry, 90 points [?] fireballs, 40 foot area of effect on the
remaining parts of those balconies, anybody's moving around.
Larry: Okay ... it's your attack.
Andrew: Okay, how many people are hacking --
Chris: Okay --
John: What's his armor class, Lar, I forgot from the last time.
Tony: Whose?
John: Whoever has the stupid crown. Lar, the guy with the crown what's
his armor class again?
Tony: That was -7 wasn't it?
Andrew: No, it's my attack now.
Larry: Oh, yeah.
John: He gave it to me. -7.
Larry: One of them was next to you when this barrier was put there.
Anthony: I just beat him with my fist.
Chris: See if you can stick your fingertips underneath the cracks and lift
it.
Tony: Hey, that's true, eh.
Anthony: Can you?
Tony: What's the floor like?
Larry: It's a globe. Half of it is in the floor. Unless I tell you
otherwise, the armor class of people in this room is -3.
Anthony: What armor class is this guy, so I can�t have some fun?
Larry: -3.
Geoff: Larry. Quarterstaff, invisibility, keep going for the throne.
Duck down and plow through.
Chris: 61 points of damage on one guy, 48 on another, and I rolled a 20 so
it will decapitate [?] ... okay, I'll move now.
John: Larry, 109 points of damage, vorpal was activated, so I don't know
what happened. If it decapitates him, no problem ... well I gave
him over what ... 167, 108, that's not bad.
Larry: John, he's held person, even if he died, you wouldn't be able to
tell; he can't fall down.
John: Release it.
Larry: He disappears.
John: He disappears?
Larry: Yeah, he's gone.
Tony: Larry �
Chris: Oh, no --
Tony: -- even if I teleport --
Larry: He looked pretty young.
Tony: Larry, this is the guy they're after?
John: He's gone now.
Tony: See these tables here? 40 feet, 40 feet, 40 feet.
John: I gave him so much fucking damage [?].
Larry: Those squares are 5 feet.
Tony: Oh, it's bigger than I thought, then. Anyway, the total is 90.
It's up in flames. Every thing in there is roasted.
Larry: Okay.
Anthony: 131 points damage to that guy with my boots.
Larry: On the guy?
Anthony: Yeah, that's in that globe with me.
Larry: Fuck, he's like a rug now.
Andrew: 27 on one, 36 on the other.
Larry: Geoff, you're getting up to the throne, and you stop very fast
because you see something which you know is dangerous. It's a
globe of different colors.
Tony: Oh, sphere of --
Geoff: Sphere of annihilation. No? Fuck.
Larry: This is different colors.
John: Oh, uh --
Tony: Prismatic sphere.
John: Prismatic sphere.
Tony: Dispel it. Oh, there's different layers of it, one layer does
something, another layer does something else. You're gonna get
attack upon attack. Oh, Christ, Geoff, there is somebody sitting
in that fucking throne --
Larry: Geoff, you're standing on this table --
Tony: -- he's invisible.
Larry: -- I'll say you stopped right there, you see the sphere. You
remember -- perhaps Marlenus told you -- that if you enter a sphere
like this, you take 70 points of damage, you have to roll to see if
you're transported to another plane, roll versus insanity --
Geoff: Even if you're ethereal?
Larry: Yes.
Tony: Larry -- nice try [?] Where ever I saw Geoff I ride the opposite
side so I don't run him over.
Larry: Geoff is right here.
Tony: Cause he's visible now? Cause he said he's invisible.
Geoff: No, I'm still invisible.
Tony: Well, okay, I ride around to the side. Tell me when I get to him.
Larry: The only people who knew where you were, were the ones you stepped
on.
Tony: Tell me when I get there, Larry.
Larry: To where?
Tony: To this -- to the globe cause I [?] to be a magic-user.
Larry: Where did you start off?
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