::Why.Chicks.Rule::
Wouldn't you much rather be a girl in today's world, instead of a guy? Think about it! Actually on second thoughts, don't...just read my reasons instead!
1:: We can wear guys clothes without being looked at strangely
2:: Our friends don't say hi to us with abuse (ie punching us on the arm)
3:: If we feel like pigging out on chocolate or being a bitch, we can just call it PMS and everyone accepts it, no questions asked
3:: If we're on a really big ship and it collides with an iceberg, we get first priority when it comes to the lifeboats
4:: We can talk about 'girly stuff' with our mates without being called gay
5:: We get to use toilets -- with stalls and closed doors
6:: We can jump around, shake our hair a lot, and it looks like we know how to dance.
7:: Leo di Caprio, Nick Carter, Jared Leto, Skeet Ulrich, Chris Klein. 'Nuff said.
8:: We get to slay 'scary' vampires and battle the forces of evil with cool magic.
9:: One word: Circumcision.
10:: We get to keep our own name, or choose one that we like even better when we get married.
11:: We don't have to deal with sideburns and we don't have to shave our faces.
12:: At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
13:: Nose, ear and back hair -- SO not a problem for us.
14:: Slumber parties!
15:: We can take stuffed animals to bed with us, no matter HOW old we are
16:: We don't have to wear a tux to our prom.
17:: We don't have to worry about getting hurt...down there.
18:: Nobody makes fun of us for liking groups like Hanson, 5ive and the Backstreet Boys. Well...almost no one.
19:: We don't need to practice pickup lines, in the hopes that some guy will think we're 'cool'.
20:: We give really, really good advice.
21:: We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our toenails and not feel the slightest bit silly.
22:: The coolest, sweetest songs and poems are written about us.
23:: Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
24:: Beavis and Butt-head aren't.
25:: We don't have to sit on our wallets, AND they have a place for change in them.
26:: We're called tomboys; guys are called girlie.
27:: We have nicer handwriting.
28:: Our magazines have horoscopes in them.
29:: We look good in tank tops.
30:: There are so many really cool 'Girl's' websites
31:: Girls don't have to worried about being called up to the blackboard when they're, uh...excited.
32:: When we're arguing with a guy, we can be right -- just 'cos we're cute.
33:: Girls get backstage at concerts easier than guys.
34:: Girls can totally suck at sports and not be considered less of a girl.
35:: We can stop and ask for directions without feeling TOTALLY stupid.
36:: We don't have to go through the voice changing thing.
37:: We don't have to worry about baldness when we're older
38:: Our screen names are way cooler.
39:: Ours soaps, deodorants and perfumes smell better.
40:: Aftershave must really hurt...
41:: Beanie Babies!
42:: We get away with more stuff cos we're sweet.
43:: We get to miss one day of school a month, if we really feel like it.
44:: If our boyfriends make us mad, we are almost guaranteed flowers or candy.
45:: It's OK for us to cry.
46:: We can say we like her clothes without getting strange looks.
47:: We mature faster and live longer than guys.
48:: We can wear tights and gym suits without being talked about.
49:: We have a lower suicide rate than guys.
50:: It's OK for us to be virgins.
51:: We can watch chick flicks without being made fun of.