"He's Perfect. He treats me like a Queen--except at night when he treats me like the naughty little girl I am." --Phoebe, Friends
"Do you ever feel like the Universe is just out to fuck you for the fun of it? LIke we're all just sex toys of the Gods?" --Christian McLaughlin, Sex Toys of the Gods
"Hollow eyes, 22-inch waist, inability to hold a conversations, he's either a total crystal-Queen or a Supermodel." --Emmett, Queer as Folk
�There are 5 billion people in the world, no one matters very much" --Paul Russell, The Salt Point
�He was elegant, witty, wonderfully dressed, smooth on the dance floor, prized as a gin player, and, wonder of wonders, exceedingly kind. He knew all the stories, but kept all of the secrets. He had style, even at 90.�. --Obituary for Johnny Galiher, Dominick Dunne
�The US spends more money on trash bags then 90 other countries spend on everything. In other words, the receptacles of our waste cost more then all of the goods consumed by nearly half of the world�s nations.� --Fast Company, March 2003
"For the love of God and all that's holy on Earth, please don't show your breasts in public again." --Audience member on the Jerry Springer Show
"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once in the sky, that would be the splendor of the mighty one...I am become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds." --Robert Oppenheimer
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." --Katherine Hepburn
"Where did they teach you to talk like that? Some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last chance at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." --Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
"The only thing that keeps humans from becoming someone's breakfast is the fact that pigs can't manipulate machinery." --Michael Thomas Ford, The Little Book of Neurosis
"It's like one big gay soap opera. I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room and tell me she's secretly bought controlliong interest in my oil well." --Broken Hearts Club
"There was a Cabaret, and there was a Master of Ceremonies, and there was a city called Berlin, in a country called Germany. It was the end of the world..." --Cabaret
"I have half a notion to move the Capital to Key West and stay." --President Harry Truman to Bess Truman
"No man can know anything for certain in this life, except how to be well-dressed." --Andrew Holleran, Dancer From the Dance
"I consider myself a pretty good judge of people which is why I don't like none of them, but I liked you. You just snuck right under my radar man, and that just pisses me off." --Roseanne
"Histories, like ancient Ruins, are the fictions of Empires, while everything forgotten hangs in dark dreams of the past ever threatening to return." --Velvet Goldmine
"Without our knowledge or consent, childhood slips away in the night, and our innocence escapes us. And we wake up oine morning to find...we have become...who we are." --Young Americans
"My dream is to climb to the top of King's Canyon, as a queen, in a full length Gaultier, high heels, ands a tiara." --Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
"At 17, I dreaded getting old. Old age is something that must never happen to me. The image of myself in the mirror must never fade into someone I can't look at." --John Rechy, City of Night
"Don't you want to be a part of society Jerry? Because if you don't want to be a part of society then why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side?" --Kramer
"The world is a viper's nest of troubles." --Former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright
"I wonder if one day when you look back on your life, you'll see it's not always about the big picture. It's really all about the moments. And maybe one day you'll think back and you'll string all those moments together and then you'll realize when you add them up, your life is really more meaningful than you could have dreamed." --Young Americans
"Virtually, everything we were told about Indonesia turned out not to be true, sometimes almost immediatele. The only exception to this was when we were told something would happen immediately, in which case it turned out not to be true over an extened period of time." --Last Chance to See
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves elected President, should on no account be allowed to do the job." --Douglas Adams, Restaurant at the End of the Universe
"Thank you confusion, for the gift of time." --Vanessa Morosco