A Long, Long Time Ago
    By Gen X


    �Spock! Where did... these come... from?�

    �If these readings are correct, the origin is Earth.�

    �Earth? Earth... doesn�t have... rabbits... like these.�

    �I believe their technical term is �plot bunny.��

    �I don�t care. Just get them... off... my ship. Scotty, track... the origin of... that transporter beam.�

    �Aye, Cap�n,� Montgomery�s voice crackled over the comm.

    �Captain. I�m getting a hail,� Uhura said.

    �How... can you... think... of weather at a time like this?� Kirk tapped the communicator. �Bones, what... can you... tell me?�

    �Damn it, Jim. I�m a doctor, not a writer.�

    �McCoy!�

    �They keep multiplying. That�s it. Nurse Chapel and I are just keeping them out of the equipment.� He closed the channel muttering, �Oh, my stars and garters.�

    �It is possible that this is a friendly gesture,� Spock said raising an eyebrow.

    �A friendly gesture? Then, we should... repay... the favor. Scotty, get Yeoman Rand�s tribble. And send... a little... thank you... gift.�


    �My word,� Alfred said as another furry mass materialized.

    Dick kicked the nearest one. �Well, at least these don�t say anything.�

    �Told you!� Tim said. �Let me find the High Council�s number. Chancellor Gowron should be able to help us out...�

    fin

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