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Digital Disaster: Act Two
Email Forty-Eight: The Shockproof Shit-detector in Action
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From: [email protected] (Lois Lane) To: [email protected], [email protected] Subject: JLA database >I need the following: Excuse me! No, you do not! You are _not_ going to ruin everything that Oracle is trying to accomplish. You know that's just not right. I don't care if you think it's stupid, I think it's stupid. And if Clark got this message he'd probably tell you the exact same thing. Okay, well maybe he wouldn't... but after he talked to Me! he would. And, yes aren't you amazed that I know what those files do? Or are you in shock that I check his email for him? And don't think I noticed you sucking up using your JLA email which you never use because you hate the fact that you can't change the signature line. The application stays. The file stays. Or I send a letter to Oracle and tell her. Then I tell Clark. Lois (Do not test me) Lane "The most essential gift for a good writer is built-in shockproof shit-detector." Ernest Hemingway.
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