To: [email protected]
From: aVGNINaNGELgotham.com (JP Valley)
Subject: form for heroic connections

Age Approx: 20s, unknown (it's a long story)
Public ID: Yes, Azrael
Gender: Male
Day job: Protector of Ossaville (pop. 56), Superhero at large, former religious icon and Holy Assassin, Waiting For Godot, looking for Mom, Future stud muffin and joyboy!
Appearance:6'3", long blond hair, blue eyes, muscular build, big feet, large flaming sword, bad attitude
Personality traits: shy, introverted, few social skills but, lots of innocent charm
Personality quirks: When I wear my costume mask I'm sort of mean ... But I *promise* to leave it at home, honestly!
Turn Offs: any mention of sexual congress, being ordered about (my last girl friend -- okay! My *only* girlfriend! -- Lilhy was really bad about this!, being used to try and conquer the world (SEE: Lilhy), heresy, blasphemy, gene modification, the Lord Demon Biis, eating live baby frogs for St. Dumas' birthday, exploding Christmas trees, and not nice behavior in general.
Turn Ons: destroying the Order of St. Dumas and other no goodnik organizations, praise from The Batman, flirting from Oracle, kissing Talia Al Ghul, rescuing fair maidens in distress, picture books about Angels, old dime store western novels (Hey! I'm the Angelic Kid, yes, I am!), Wonder Woman's....eagles ..., being a hero.
Favorite Color: blood red
Type of relationship desired: longterm, but possibly undecided. (In other words I'll take what I can find! I'm desperate here!)
Would you describe yourself as (check all that apply): Impulsive, Flighty, Obsessive, Intellectual, Regimented, Boy Scout, Loose Canon, Perfectionist, Wimp, Other (please specify): Doer of fabulous feats of derring-do, Angel/good guy wanna-be! �