HEROIC CONNECTIONS:
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Original Email as Follows:
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected] (Harvey Dent)
Subject: Application(s)
Age Approx: 40s
Public ID: Yes, Harvey Dent
Gender: Male
Day job: Ex-District Attorney, DePUty of URbAn ChAoS
Appearance:Boyishly Handsome, FrEAkiShLY FRighTeNiNG
Personality traits: Reliable, SeRiOus IRraTiOnAL AtTraCTioN tO FirEaRMs
Personality quirks: Obsessed with the law, AnD thE nUmBEr TwO
Turn Offs: Insincerity, BaTMaN, cynicism, RObiN, irresponsibility,
NIgHTwiNg, rigidity, MoOnLIt BeaChES, boredom, PoEtRY.
Turn Ons: Moonlit beaches, gRenADeS, poetry, MaYHem, comort,
IrReSpONsiBiLItY, classical music, PuNK rOcK, intimacy, CyNIciSm, sincerity, InSiNceRiTY.
Favorite Color: Orange...NO! BlAcK.
Type of relationship desired: casual, AnD eXpLIciT
Would you describe yourself as (check all that apply): Anal, Laid Back, Carefree, Impulsive, Obsessive, Intellectual, Life of the Party, Leader type, Class Clown, Loose Canon, Perfectionist, Ladies Man.
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