GOOOOD MORNING LEECHES AND GERMS!

AS CARD CARRYING MEMBERS OF THE EVIL AND MAYHEM SOCIETY, YOUR DUES ARE... DUE! THROUGH DIVINE AND UNSANITARY MEANS, I HAVE COME UPON VITAL INFORMATION THAT MAY EXPOSE THE IDENTITY OF BATMAN AND ALL THOSE GOOD DO-ERS WE HOLD SO NEAR AND DEAR TO OUR HIT LIST. SO SEND THANKS TO HARLEQUIN.

NOW GET OFF YOUR FAT POTATO RUMPS AND FILL OUT THE ENCLOSED APPLICATION AND EMAIL IT TO [email protected]. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE OL' UNCLE JOKER WILL HAVE TO PAY YOU A VISIT.

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And remember like all stupid chain letters, don't be a "loser" and forward this, instead copy and paste it and change the answers.... Well duh!

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TEMPLATE FOR APPLICATION:
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Public ID: (Choose One) Yes (Specify) or No
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