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From: [email protected] (Lois Lane)
Subject: Application for dating service

Age Approx: other, a lady never tells
Public ID: Yes, multi syndicated author and multi time award winner
Gender: Female
Day job: Ace reporter for the Daily Planet of Metropolis
Appearance: Average height, dark hair, dark eyes, legs to die for
Personality traits: Think Jennifer Jason Leigh in the Hudsucker Proxy, with more danger, a better wardrobe, and a bigger cup size.
Personality quirks: Completely and utterly optimistic and secure thus resulting in doing impulsive and dangerous things without forethought
Turn Offs: Getting scooped. Seinfeld (yes they are real!).
Turn Ons: Danger and corruption, provided I get the story. Handsome, strong, brave flying men. And for some strange reason, football.
Favorite Color: Black and White, like my byline.
Type of relationship desired: long term
Would you describe yourself as (check all that apply): Anal-never, Laid Back-never, Carefree-sometimes, Impulsive-well not according to me, Flighty-why I never, Obsessive-I prefer tenacious thank you very much, Intellectual-but of course, and well read, Regimented-only in routine, Perfectionist-well no one's going to read your copy unless you do it first, Femme Fatale-It's called charm and feminine gifts,

"The most essential gift for a good writer is built-in shockproof shit-detector." Ernest Hemingway.

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