To: [email protected]
From: [email protected] (A. Pennyworth)
Subject: Application

Age Approx: 50s
Public ID: Yes: I'm not a superhero, so I have no Secret Identity, thank you very much!
Gender: Male.
Day job: Gentleman's Gentleman, butler, valet, major domo, Jack of All Trades, to The Batman
Appearance: Tall and slender, rather thinning brown hair, I fear, and dark brown eyes; always impeccably dressed for any occasion. With a small, tasteful pencil thin mustache and a rather nice British accent, I'm told.
Personality traits: devoted, tireless worker, talented actor, astonishingly well read, superb cook
Personality quirks: somewhat wry and sahara dry sense of humor upon occasion. Beware!
Turn Offs: Dusting the life-sized robot dinosaur in the BatCave, Polishing that absolutely HUGE Penny, bad manners in general, the Joker's homicidal sense of humor (I say! What a rotter!), the Riddler's abominable riddles, dust, clutter, 'fast food'
Turn Ons: good books, a well prepared cup of hot Earl Grey tea after a long harrowing day of fighting crime, opera and show tunes, the ocasional Preson Sturgis romantic comedy, a well prepared meal
Favorite Color: Anything but black! A nice sky-blue is quite appealing.
Type of relationship desired: undecided - I fear that with all my commitments to Master Bruce, I'm quite a busy man. And at my age I rather think it borders on the indecent to hope for a Romance at this late date! But one nevers knows, does one? Let's see what develops, shall we?
Would you describe yourself as (check all that apply): Anal, Intellectual, Regimented, Perfectionist, Wimp (??) Definitely NOT! I'll have you know that, when necessary, I wield a dashedly deadly umbrella! Other (please specify): I'm rather a low key sort of fellow, I suppose. I adore peace and quiet since I get so little of it. *sigh* �