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Digital Disaster: Act One
Email Ten: File Three: A Perfect Example of Why to Act Your Shoe Size and Not Your Age


HEROIC CONNECTIONS:
FILE003:
� � suppressing identity data:
� � � �//IMPULSE a.k.a. BART ALLEN by KERRIE SMITH
Original Email as Follows:

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected] (Impulse)
Subject: Tag, you're it!


Age Approx: Okay, technically, I'm 2, well, no, I'm really -100 and some, but I LOOK 12. A really MATURE 12.
Public ID: Nope, but most of my superhero pals know I'm really Bart Allen.
Gender: Male, baby, YAH!
Day job: Rock star. Um, and baseball player. And, um, astronaut. Yeah, I'm an astronaut.
Appearance: Dead sexy!!! Brown hair, yellow eyes. Big feet. You know what they say about speedsters from the 30th century with really big feet. Yeah. We wear really big shoes.
Personality traits: Very entertaining, always ready for some excitement. Very fun-loving.
Personality quirks: Um, some of guys say I haven't got much of an attention sp... I like pork rinds! A lot!
Turn Offs: People who make me go to bed at ten. Wet bandaids. Purple KoolAid. Those demonic things that attacked us that one time when I got hit on the head and thought I was Batman.
Turn Ons: Um, girls. And pork rinds!
Favorite Color: Red!
Type of relationship desired: Any kind I can get!
Would you describe yourself as (check all that apply): Impulsive: Duh. Carefree: I like to have fun, so I guess maybe life of the party. And don't listen to Kon, I AM NOT flighty. I just have a short-- hey, is there any chance I can get a date with Wonder Woman?


*Available for public parties and private functions*
*Who you gonna call? YOUNG JUSTICE!* �



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