DISSECTING THE TYPICAL VAMPIRE HUNTRESS

(1) HAIR: Usually either (in this order) blonde/black (equily as popular), non-natural color (green, purple, etc.), red. Almost never, ever a brunette.

(2) FACE: Femme-Fatal Makeup. Always. Because you have to look your best when fighting vampires.

(3) JEWELRY: Silver or gold cross necklace that falls right between cleavage.

(4) WEAPON: "I'm not sexist, see, she carries a weapon! She's strong!" Generally a bullwhip or some other thing that can double as a bondage implament that doesn't do as much damage as one of the men's weapons. Rarely ever something sensible that deals real damage, like a sword or an AK-47.

(5) 'CLOTHS': Are you hunting vampires or modeling for 'Victoria's Secret'?? Even if fully covering, it is always skintight. (Some might argue they do this for 'distraction'. I will personally pistol-whip you if you ever try to use this excuse in one of *MY* games)

(6) [Broadway Whore] BOOTS: Generally black, knee-high or thigh-high. Usually lace-up. Almost always high-heels that you just CAN'T run in.

(7) TITLE: "Vampire" can be substituted with "Demon", "Werewolf" or any other undead nasty.