Saint Peter has a big problem one day, when Heaven is becoming overpopulated. So he decides that only those who die a horrible death will be allowed to enter the gates on this particular day.

The first three men of the day arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter addresses the first man, saying "Sir, I will need to know how you died in order to decide whether you enter the gates of Heaven." The man explains to Saint Peter that he was always insanely jealous of his young, beautiful wife. "In fits of jealousy," he says, "I would rush home from work to see if I could catch her in the act of infidelity".

"Today, I entered my 25th floor apartment to find her alone, but naked. I was SURE there was a man in the apartment. I searched everywhere - under the bed, in the closet - to no avail. But I finally noticed that there were hands holding onto the balcony railing. In a rage, I beat him off the railing until he fell. Imagine my anger, when he fell into the bushes and survived the fall!"

"Finally, I charged into the kitchen and pushed the refrigerator through the apartment, out onto the balcony, and over the railing. It fell on the man and killed him. Unfortunately, the exertion caused me to have a heart attack, and I died there on the balcony."

Saint Peter shakes the man's hand and says "I think you've suffered a horrible death, sir. Welcome to Heaven."

Man number two approaches Saint Peter, and he is asked to relate the details of his death. He begins his story with "This has been a really strange day!" He tells Saint Peter "I was working out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment, when I slipped and fell over the railing. Certain I would fall to my death, I was amazed that I was able to grab onto the railing of the apartment below me. Still not out of the woods, I thought for sure I'd lose my grip. I was so glad to see a man come out of his apartment! But suddenly, he was trying to make me let go of the railing. I fought it, but I couldn't hold on - and fell 25 floors to the ground."

"When I landed in the bushes, I thanked God I had survived the fall, but before I could catch my breath and move out of the shrubbery, a refrigerator came out of nowhere, and crushed me to death."

Saint Peter shakes the man's hand and says "You have suffered a horrible death, son. Welcome to Heaven."

Man number three approaches the gates and Saint Peter asks for his story. The man tells Saint Peter "OK - picture this - I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."