| THE RULES |
| (if disobeyed bad things will happen to you) |
| RULE #1: NO LEAVE IN THIS MOTHER RAPE |
| RULE #2: NO NAMES |
| RULE #3: SAY NOT THE WORDS OF CURSE |
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| RULE #4: IT'S ALWAYS DICE ON DAEMON |
| RULE #5: THE SPLAINER IS NEEDED, AND MUST NOT BE ASKED IN A NICE WAY, FOR IT IS NECESSARY |
| RULE #12: ONLY FUN FACTS |
| RULE #5: (PARAGRAPH #2): THE CURSE NOT RULE SHALL BE DROPPED IN THE CASE OF THE SPLAINER NOT BEING GIVEN IN THE APROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME, IN WHICH THE CURSE SHALL BE LEGAL AND USED TO ENFORCE THE NECCESSARITY OF THE SPLAINER. THE CURSE IS ONLY USED DURING CRITICAL TIMES OF THE NEGLECT OF THE NECCESSARITY OF THE SPLAINER, EITHER WAY THE SPLAINER MUST BE DONE AND DONE TO THE BEST OF THAT PERSONS ABILITIES OR ELSE ANOTHER SPLAINER SHALL BE ISSUED SINCE THE PREVIOUS SPLAINER DID NOT MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS TO PASS AS A LEGITAMATE SPLAINER |
| RULE #6: THE BLOCKER IS ENCOURAGED AS A LAST RESORT (AFTER THOROUGH ANALYSIS) WHEN THE TRANSGRESSOR OF ANY RULE HAS PREVIOUSLY REFUSED TO MEND HIS/HER WAYS OR DO THE SPLAINER ABOUT THE RULE'S VIOLATION AND/OR LACK OF RESPECT GIVEN TO THE RULE AT HAND ON THE ISSUE ITSELF |
| 1ST AMMENDMENT: IF NONE OF THE THE PREVIOUS ENFORCING TECHNIQUES (I.E. RULE #5 PARAGRAPH #2) IS CONCIDERABLY EFFECTIVE, THE RULE FOLLOWING EXIGENTY SHALL BE TAKEN TO A HIGHER LEVEL OF ENFORCEMENT, THIS WILL BE UNDERSTOOD AS FOLLOWS: IF THE SUBJECT HAS REPEATEDLY REFUSED TO PAY DUE RESPECT AND/OR DISOBEY ANY OF THE RULES; AFTER A THOROUGH ANALYSIS OF THE GIVEN SITUATION, IT IS THE RULE ENFORCING SUBJECTS OBLIGATION TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO PREFORM THE BLOCKER ON THE TRANSGRESSOR'S ASS, IN ORDER TO PREVENT FUTURE RULE VIOLATIONS FROM BYSTANDERS OR ANY INTERESTED PARTY. MAKING THIS AMMENDMENT WAY FOR RULE #6, WHICH READS AS FOLLOWS: |
| YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DISOBEY THE RULES AT YOUR OWN RISK |
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| RULE #8: THE INSULTER SHALL BE ENGAGED AND FULLY SUPPORTED BY THE CONGRESSIONAL BOARD WHEN THE RULES IN VIOLATION ARE NOTICABLE, BUT NOT YET AT TO THE LEVEL TO WHICH THE BLOCKER CAN BE ISSUED. THE INSULTER CAN BE USED AS A TACTIC TO FURTHER PUSH THE RULE VIOLATOR AND IN THEN WHICH IF THE RULES ARE SHOWN EVEN MORE DISRESPECT THE BLOCKER WILL BE ISSUED |