2. You run around with a PEZ dispenser thinking that a metallic blob will come out and survey your enemies
3. You can recite the dialog from entire episodes of CNE
4. You can talk to machines using only your mind.
5. You're psychic
6. Your a clinical psychiatrist and you tell everyone that you are Dr. Laura Keating
7. Every time there is a bad lightning and thunder storm you think that an alien spaceship is about to crash
8. Every time you hear the word 'boom box' you think that it is a multi composite bomb and you duck under your desk only to be reminded that a 'boom box' is just another word for a radio with big speakers.
9. Every time a nice lady offers you beer you run into your bathroom and lock the door thinking it is Dent in disguise.