No Rules.  No Justice.  Friends turn on friends.  Enemies help enemies.  People will be hurt.  All that and more here tonight at Uncensored. Fireworks go off as Uncensored comes on the air.  We see footage of Sting defeating Booker T on Thunder as we go to the announce table where Gene Bennett, Scott Hudson and Mike Tenay are. Hudson:  WELCOME TO UNCENSORED! Bennett:  This is an excellent show tonight.  Booker T and Sting will fight for the WCW Title, and I think we will see a new champion. Tenay:  Well you are the only one at this announce table Gene.  I think that it is going to be a long time before Booker gives up that title. Bennett:  Well we will see.  Also tonight we must warn or viewers that someone will be lit on fire.  Big Van Vader and Vampiro fight in a Human Torch match. Hudson:  The rules are simple.  The person who gets lit on fire loses. Bennett:  This one is going to be sick. Tenay:  I understand something is going on in the back with Lance Storm. We go to the locker room area where Storm is on a cell phone. Storm:  What do you mean you can't make it?  Listen, you agreed to this, you can't leave me high and dry like this.  Whatever. Storm hands up the phone and leaves the room. Bennett:  Looks like Lance Storm might be in big trouble. Tenay:  You are telling me, he can't go into a title match without a partner. Hudson:  Up first is our Countdown to Armageddon match.  The rules are two men start and every two minutes a new man comes out. Tenay:  And the only way to be eliminated is to be pinned or to submit.  Lets go to the ring where it looks like Spike Dudley and Little Guido are starting off. Countdown to Armageddon: Tony Mamaluke won a 5-man Royal Rumble:          x Spike Dudley and L. Guido started out.          x Lash LeRoux entered at 0:02:00          x Tony Mamaluke entered at 0:04:00          x Just Joe entered at 0:06:00          x L. Guido defeated Spike Dudley after a tiger driver in 0:07:22          x Joe defeated LeRoux after the Jumping DDT in 0:10:07          x Mamaluke defeated L. Guido after the Guillotine Legdrop in 0:12:04          x Mamaluke defeated Joe after the Guillotine Legdrop in 0:19:16 Rating: ** 3/4 The first elimination didn't come until all five men where in the ring.  The first elimination was because of the double-teaming by Guido and Mamaluke on Spike Dudley.  Dudley was finally pinned after a tiger driver from Guido.  Meanwhile the upset minded Just Joe eliminated Lash with his Jumping DDT leaving him against the newly reformed F.B.I.  Guido gave Joe the Kiss of Death and it seemed that Joe was done.  Guido had his back to Joe celebrating while Tony took his sweet time getting to the top.  Joe managed to roll Guido up as Mamaluke took flight and hit the legdrop.  Mamaluke then made the cover before realizing it was Guido not Joe.  Joe then made a comeback and was about to hit the Jumping DDT when from the back out came the Mamalukes distracting the ref and Joe.  This allowed Sal to come in and hit a clothesline and splash on Joe.  Guido then hit his Legdrop and get the win.  After the match the F.B.I completely destroyed Just Joe before Lash LeRoux, Scott Taylor and Spike Dudley made the save. Bennett:  That was a great match to open things up here at Uncensored. Tenay:  But it looks like Just Joe might be hurt.  Cruiserweight champion Scott Taylor is helping him to the back.  He looks shaken up pretty bad. Hudson:  You are right.  Up next we have the first of three matches that will be held in a cage.  The first is a Hard Time Match between Ray Traylor and Masato Tanaka.  Right lets go to Mean Gene who is with Ray. Mean:  Ray Traylor, looking at you I would say it was the Big Boss Man.  What is with the riot gear? Traylor:  Listen up boy.  The Big Boss Man and Ray Traylor aren't that different.  We both stand for law and order and we both had punks like Masato Tanaka.  Mean:  What about you costing Tanaka a match against Bret Hart on Nitro? Traylor:  I didn't interfere in that match?  Did you see me interfere in that match? Mean:  Look right there that is your nightstick that Tanaka lands on knocking him out. Traylor:  I didn't mean to do that.  I was just making sure law and order was dished out, just like I will tonight punk. Mean:  What a hypocrite.  Back to you guys at the table. Bennett:  I like this, Ray is his true personality out.  I like it. Tenay:  Look at what is inside that cage right now.  There are nightsticks and handcuffs.  Is that a ball and chain I see? Hudson:  Well I understand this is suppose to be what Ray used when was a prison guard.  This makes me sick, lets get to the match. Hard Time Match: Ray Traylor defeated Masato Tanaka by pinfall after the Traylor Park Trash in 0:07:26. Rating: *** As Tanaka came to the ring, Traylor attacked him.  Traylor whipped him into the cage and then into the cage.  Inside the cage Traylor went and got the nightstick first.  Traylor went to swing at Tanaka but he ducked and Traylor hit the post.  Tanaka then hit the Roaring Elbow.  Tanaka then got up on the apron waiting for Traylor to get up.  Tanaka when for Diamond Dust, but Traylor countered by throwing him into the cage.  Traylor then got the handcuffs and tried to handcuff Tanaka to the cage, but Tanaka fought him off.  Tanaka then threw him into the ring.  Tanaka then got under the ring and pulled out a fire extinguisher.  He sprayed Traylor in the face and went for another Roaring Elbow.  Somehow Traylor ducked and as Tanaka turned around Traylor hit the Traylor Park Trash on the extinguisher and get the win.   Traylor then went and got the ball and chain and the handcuffs.  Traylor handcuffed Tanaka to the ropes and then put the ball and chain on him.  He then worked over him with the nightstick as the cage was raised.  Traylor continued the attack until from the back out came Steve Blackman with his kendo stick for the save.  Bennett: Tanaka is spitting up blood folks, Ray really did a number on him.  Hudson:  And to think you liked the way he acted. Bennett:  This is Uncensored Scotty boy, if you don't show up to fight you might not walk out.  Tenay:  Speaking of not walking out, that will bring us to Wargames. Bennett:  This match was originally scheduled to have Bill DeMott and Demolition it, but Hollywood Hogan changed that.  He conned Demolition into a retirement match and hired the Mamalukes to take out Bill.  Tenay:  So Steve Blackman got the most unique of partners in the Boogie Knights and Jaime Knoble.  Hudson:  Speaking of that team they are with Mark Madden as we speak. Madden:  Thanks Baldie.  I am here with four men that have really nothing in common.  Well bugle beak and Uncle Fester here do, but that's it.  Jaime Knoble and Steve Blackman, you are both serious athletes, why are you bothering with these two?  Knoble:  Mark, we are together because we all hate the Ministry.  Disqo and Wright are both great athletes WHEN they stay focused.  And we know what this man Steve Blackman can do.  Disqo:  Madden, you can call me names all you want.  You don't realize what it is like to be in the ring and get beat up like we have.  We are tired of the Ministry messing with everyone and everything.  Tonight it won't be the dancing fools, it will be all business. Blackman:  I didn't plan on wrestling here in WCW, but you forced me Ministry.  Tonight you pay. Madden:  This is going to be a good one guys. We then go to a package of all the past Wargames.  We see Sid Vicious nearly kill Brian Pillman with two powerbombs.  We see Arn Anderson a bloody mess.  We also see Curt Hennig slam the door on Ric Flair's head.  We then go to the ring. War Games No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Boogie Knights, Jaime Knoble and Steve Blackman defeated The Ministry (Gangrel, Mikey Whipwreck, Mortis and Papa Shango) when Knoble beat Whipwreck after a series of German suplex in 0:20:15. Rating: ** 1/2 In a huge upset the mismatched team from WCW got the big win.  Usually in a Wargames match we see someone tap out.  This time it was Mikey Whipwreck who tapped out, but it wasn't in a submission move.  It was to a series of German suplex.  Mikey had to be helped to the back.  This match saw all Disqo, Papa Shango and Mikey Whipwreck all bleed.  Disqo and Papa Shango were the workhorses in this match as they started.  After the match not only Mikey but also Alex Wright had to be helped to the back as well.  We then go to the back where Mean Gene is with Scott Taylor. Mean:  Scott Taylor, we already saw you make the save for your friend Just Joe, but now you are going to be in action against Brian Christopher, and one of the two of you will bleed.  Taylor:  Gene, this isn't the kind of match I like.  I go out there to wrestle, not to hurt people.  Brian on the other hand likes to hurt people.  Well tonight one of us will be hurt.  Gene, I don't plan on losing this belt anytime soon. Mean:  Scotty seems pretty intent on keeping his title. First Blood Match: Scott Taylor defeated Brian Christopher in 0:10:48. Rating: ** 1/4 (Scott Taylor retained the WCW Cruiserweight Title.) Scott Taylor retained his title, but it was with help from his friend.  Early in Brian just punched way any change he got to try and bust Scotty open.  Scotty however was more intent on wrestling.  The end came when Taylor was on the outside and Brian tried for a flying bodyblock.  Taylor grabbed a chair and knocked Brian out and busted him open for the win.  After the match the F.B.I ran down and attacked Scott Taylor.  Taylor was left in a pool of his own blood. Bennett:  The F.B.I seems ready to take that cruiserweight title.  With both Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke gunning for the title Scott Taylor is in big trouble. Hudson:  Up next is the TV Title match up, and it will be a real physical match. Tenay:  This is being billed as a Detroit Street Fight.  Basically this is going to be a hardcore match and it's going to be a brutal affair. Bennett:  These two have been friends and partners since Rhino debuted in WCW. Well that all comes to an end here. Hudson:  And lets not forget that Midajah is in the middle of all this as manager of both men. Bennett:  I think that we will see Midajah go with the winner of this match. She is such a tease. Hudson:  You are saying that because she slapped you last night at the bar. Bennett:  What does that have to do with anything?  Lets get to the match. Detroit Street Fight: Rhino pinned Scott Steiner with the Piledriver in 0:08:14. Rating: *** (Rhino won the WCW TV Title.)  Rhino came out first and was attacked by Steiner from behind.  We see that Midajah is watching this from the locker room area.  Steiner and Rhino exchanged rights and lefts for several minutes until Steiner finally took Rhino down with a Steiner Line.  Steiner then hit a belly to belly and locked in the Steiner Recliner.  Rhino fought like hell and broke loose.  Rhino then started a comeback with a lariat and a gore.  This brought out Midajah.  Rhino and Midajah went face to face and he shoved her down.  She grabbed Steiner's lead pipe and swung, but Rhino ducked and it hit Steiner.  Rhino quickly hit his Piledriver and got the win.  After the match Steiner was getting up and ask Midajah what happened.  Midajah responded by giving Steiner a low blow.  Rhino then tossed a table in and gored Steiner through it.  Rhino and Midajah then embrace and leave together.  Bennett:  I don't believe it, Midajah just turned on Scott Steiner! Hudson:  I guess tonight Scott was Midajah's freak.  And speaking of freaks, there is one in this next match.  The next match will be the submission hell in the cell match. Tenay:  This is more then just a match it's a matter of pride for WCW and the Ministry.  It's the leader of the Ministry against the leader of WCW.  The cage is in place so lets get to the match. Submission Hell in the Cell Match: The Undertaker made Ric Flair submit to a choke lift in 0:13:00. Rating: ** 1/4 The Undertaker claims that he makes people famous in this match.  This match, unlike other Hell in the Cell Matches, it stayed in the cell.  Flair and Taker didn't back away, but this match was brutal.  Both men were busted open.  Flair managed to lock in the Figure Four but that is when the lights went out.  From the rafters lowered Gangrel, Mortis and Papa Shango.  The cut into the cage and then attack Flair.  From the back out comes Lance Storm and Flair's best friend Arn Anderson who works back stage for WCW.  They try to get into the cage but the door has been locked.  Inside the cage Flair is getting destroyed.  The Undertaker picks Flair up by the throat just choking him.  Flair finally gives up but Taker doesn't release him.  Finally Jeff Jarrett comes out with a pair of bolt cutters and they get into the cage.  A war breaks loose and the Ministry retreats to the back.  Bennett:  Look at Ric guys, he is hurt bad.  He hasn't really moved much since the Ministry left the ring. Hudson:  Thank God for Double J, Lance Storm and Double A.   Tenay:  Lets hope the injury isn't to bad since Ric isn't just a leader, but the CEO of the company. Hudson:  Well they have him out of the ring, let's go to a package about our next match. We see footage of the several battles between Bret Hart and William Regal.  We see Regal defeating Bret Thursday night on Thunder in a submission match.  We then see Mean Gene with William Regal. Mean:  William Regal, moments from now you will be in the ring with the Excellence of Execution Bret Hart in a towel match.  Now your towel man is Fit Finlay, are you afraid that this man won't throw in the towel? Regal:  Listen here sunshine, I am not worried that he won't throw in the towel, I am glad he won't.  I do not need a towel man because it will be Jim Neidhart watching his brother in law scream in pain as I lock in a figure four.  Or perhaps it will be an abdominal stretch.  No Mean Gene, I will make that Canadian scream to the Regal Stretch.  Good day. Mean:  What a pompous jackass.  Towel Match: William Regal (w/Fit Finlay) defeated Bret Hart (w/Jim Neidhart) with the Regal Stretch in 0:15:35. Rating: *** 1/2 This match was a hard-hitting match with both people locking in several holds.  At one point Regal was screaming for Finlay to throw the towel in but he just looked away.  This was a good thing in the end as Bret Hart missed a flying Legdrop and Regal locked in the Regal Stretch.  Regal had it locked in for over two minutes finally Neidhart had no choice but throw the towel in.  Bennett:  A big upset here I think guys.  But if you think about it Bret doesn't have much of a record in these matches.  Hudson:  The last one I can remember him in was when he lost the world title back in 1994, so you are right Gene.  Tenay:  Up next is our guitar ladder match.  But first lets go to the back. We see Lance Storm walking in the back and Arn Anderson walks up to him. Anderson:  Listen Lance, I want to first off thank you for your help earlier.  Second I want to offer you my partnership in your match since your partner didn't show up. Storm:  Listen Arn, helping Ric is the least I could do for WCW.  As for you helping me, don't worry about it. Bennett:  Storm just turned down Arn Anderson?  Either Storm is very smart or very dumb. Hudson:  Well its not really bright turning down the greatest tag team wrestler ever Arn Anderson.  Tenay:  Lets get to the ring for our next match. Jeff Jarrett defeated Hulk Hogan in a Guitar Ladder Match in 0:15:57. Rating: ** 3/4 This match was very good actually between two legends.  This purpose of this match was to get to the guitar and then use it on your opponent.  After both men used the ladder as a weapon, Hogan was the one that got the Guitar.  However the ref was down and Jarrett pulled out a different guitar.  Jarrett hits Hogan as he gets to the ring.  Jarrett takes the official guitar and places it under the ring.  He then gets the ref up and shows him Hogan lying in the shards of the guitar and is given the match.  Bennett:  Usually I wouldn't agree with that, but I love it.  Hogan got what he deserved Hudson:  But you have to wonder if Jarrett will pay for it in the long run.  Gene. Tenay:  Here comes the Tag Team Champions, wonder who Lance Storm will bring out. Lance Storm comes out alone.  For over ten minutes Storm fights off both Owen and Paul.  We then go to the back where we see a huge brawl between Team WCW and The Ministry.  From the crowd out comes lil' Spike Dudley.  Spike hits the ring and gives Paul Wight the Acid Drop.  The official makes the three count and we have new tag team champions. Spike Dudley and Lance Storm defeated Owen Hart and Paul Wight when Spike Dudley pinned Wight with the Acid Drop in 0:13:50. Rating: ** 1/2 (Spike Dudley and Lance Storm won the WCW Tag Team Titles.) Bennett:  I don't believe it.  Spike Dudley comes from nowhere and gets the win.  Hudson:  Looks like the Ministry won't have a title at all after Booker T defeats Sting.  Tenay:  Scott, don't count your chickens before they hatch, so to speak.  It will be a fought match for both men. Bennett:  Well we have before Sting and Booker T lock up.  We have the US Title match between Vampiro and Big Van Vader. Hudson:  Vader has been on his Road Kill Tour and has proved it.  This match however is a human torch match.  Tenay:  This match someone will be lit on fire, and we all have a front row seat.  Big Van Vader defeated Vampiro in a Human Torch Match in 0:07:35. Rating: *** 1/2 (Big Van Vader retained the WCW United States Title.) This match was short but brutal.  Vampiro was a little out of his league in this match.  Vamp was on the offense for the first minute or so, but that was it.  Vader hit several chokeslams and lariats.  He then gave Vampiro both an inverted and normal powerbomb.  He drug the lifeless Vamp to the ramp and lit him on fire.  The lights suddenly went out and Vampiro disappeared.  When the lights came up there was nothing on the stage.  Bennett:  What did we just see?  This Ministry is really weird and scary guys.  Hudson:  Up next we have our main event and the world title match, Booker T faces the man he took the title from, Sting. Tenay:  And it has been ordered by the CEO that no Ministry members can interfere or Sting will be fired. Bennett:  Guys, I think we all want Booker T to win here tonight, and for the sake of WCW I hope so. Hudson:  There is only one way to find out, lets go to the ring. Ladder Match: Booker T defeated Sting in 09:51. (Booker T retained the WCW World Title.) This was one of fastest paced Ladder matches ever.  The ladder was used every way possible.  As a ram, as a catapult, and as something to slam your opponent on.  Early in Sting hit the Scorpion Death Drop on the ladder, but somehow Booker knocked the ladder over before he got to the top.  Booker later used the ladder as a defense for the Stinger Splash.  Booker then hit the Book End on the ladder.  Booker slowing set up the ladder and began to climb.  Sting got up and began to climb up the other side.  The two men ended up exchanging rights on the top.  Booker ended up shoving Sting off.  Sting didn't land on the mat but went all the way to the floor and hit with a sickening thud.  Booker then grabbed his belt and got the win. Bennett:  BOOKER WINS, BOOKER WINS, BOOKER WINS!   Hudson:  The Ministry comes in with title hopes, but leaves without a piece of gold.  Tenay:  Join us on Pay Per View next time on April 29th for Spring Stampede where we will be having Battle Bowl. Hudson:  For Mean Gene, Mike Tenay, Gene Bennett and Mark Madden, I am Scott Hudson, see you on Nitro