Fire works go off as Starrcade comes on the air.  We see at the announce table that Mark Madden, Scott Hudson and Tony Schiavone are present. Tony:  Welcome everyone, to STARRCADE!! Scott:  Tony, tonight all four titles will be on the line as everyone on the roster will be involved. Mark:  Not everyone Baldie, once again Alex Wright has been discriminated against.  Me being Canadian and all I know how he feels. Scott:  Madden, you aren't anymore Canadian then Tracey Smothers was from Italy. Mark:  Are you saying that he would lie? Tony:  I am going to have to be the ref for you two all night aren't I?  Lets get to the ring for our first of SEVEN big four way dances. Four Corners Match: Kronik defeated Just Joe and Barry Horowitz, Lo Down and Too Cool:          x D-Lo beat Scotty Too Hotty via the Low Down in 0:03:12          x D-Lo beat Joe via a sunset flip in 0:18:20          x B. Adams beat Chaz via the Fireman's Carry into a DDT in 0:20:40 Rating: * 1/4 In our Tag Team Four Way Dance, Lo Down, Just Joe and Barry Horowitz, Kronik and Too Cool fought for a chance to face the F.B.I later tonight for the Tag Team Titles.  Too Cool was the first team to fall after Just Joe and Barry Horowitz took Grandmaster out of the ring.  Lo Down took advantage and hit the Superplex/Low Down combo on Scotty for the win.  It was almost 15 minutes till the next elimination.  Just Joe and Barry Horowitz had actually started to work over the team of Lo Down, while keeping Kronik out of the match.  Just Joe however went for a backdrop, and D-Lo hit a sunset flip for the win.  This left Kronik and Lo Down.  D-Lo rolls up Clark but Adams makes the save.  Then the two teams brawled.  The end came when the two illegal men were left in the ring.  Chaz goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Adams floats over.  Adams spins Chaz around, hoists him up and hits his DDT move for the win.  Its Kronik verse The F.B.I later tonight.  From the back out runs the F.B.I, Big Sal and all.  They attack Kronik and leave them laying as we go to the back. In the back we see the Ministry talking. Taker:  Tonight, Papa Shango and Gangrel, you two will be teaching six other men what it is like to go to the Darkside.  I expect one of you two to be walking out with the TV Title.  Mikey, you get a chance to become the US Title, and I know you will set the arena on fire. Mikey gets excited when he hears fire, and Taker pats him on the head and he calms down. Taker:  Settle Mikey, and I will become the World Champion.  Tonight guys like Goldberg and Sting learn about the Darkside.  And remember boys, don't let me down! We then go back to the arena. Tony:  What a group, almost frightening the control The Undertaker has over that group. Scott:  Yeah guys, don't forget to drink the kool-aid. Mark:  Shut up Baldie, you need to watch your mouth, because those boys will hurt you. Tony:  Lets get to the ring for the first of two TV Title Four Way Dances. Four Corners Match: Gangrel defeated Rhino, Spike Dudley and William Regal:          x Regal beat Spike Dudley via the Regal Stretch in 0:12:46          x Gangrel beat Regal via a gutwrench suplex in 0:15:54          x Gangrel beat Rhino via his special move in 0:18:04 Rating: ***  In the first of two Four Way Dances for the TV Title, Gangrel did just what the Undertaker wanted.  Spike Dudley at one point had Gangrel pinned early on, but Papa Shango, who was at ringside, pulled him out.  The first elimination was Spike Dudley when he was forced to tap out by William Regal and the Regal stretch.  Gangrel got the pinfall on Regal with a gutwrench suplex and with the aid of Shango holding Regal's feet.  Rhino however was much tougher.  Rhino gored Gangrel and was about to go for the pin when Shango tried to enter the ring, but Rhino knocked him off the apron.  During this time Gangrel had got his goblet full of blood, and spit it into the face of Rhino and rolled him up for the pinfall.  Rhino went berserk after the match and gored the ref and then chased a fan through the crowd.  We now go to the back where Mean Gene is with Ray Traylor. Gene:  Ray, in just moments you will enter the ring with Chris Kanyon, Papa Shango and Billy Kidman.  If you can out last those men, you will be facing Gangrel for the TV Title later tonight. Ray:  Gene, I am not worried about Gangrel, I have two great athletes in Billy Kidman and Chris Kanyon to worry about, and one no good jackass in Papa Shango.  Shango, I still owe you and that son of a bitch the Undertaker something for trying to end my career a few weeks back.  Tonight I prove that for all those years that Ray Traylor deserved to be at the top! Gene:  Back to the ringside area with Tony, Scott, and Madden the Hut. Mark:  Gene, you damn old man, don't make me kick your ass again. Scott:  Didn't he beat you both times you fought? Mark:  Shut the hell up! Tony:  Lets get to the ring for the second TV Title Four Way Dance. Four Corners Match: Papa Shango defeated Chris Kanyon, Ray Traylor and Billy Kidman:          x Traylor beat Chris Kanyon via the Traylor Park Trash in 0:03:16          x Traylor beat Kidman via the Traylor Park Trash in 0:11:20          x Shango beat Traylor via the Shoulderbreaker in 0:16:29 Rating: ** Papa Shango came to the ring with Gangrel as the other three men fought.  Shango come out and tripped Kidman.  This gave Kanyon time kick Traylor in the midsection.  Kanyon went for the Kanyon Cutter, but Traylor shoves him off into the ropes.  Kanyon comes back and gets hit with the Traylor Park Trash for the pinfall.  Kidman and Shango brawled on the floor.  Gangrel tried to interfere and attack Kidman, but Traylor hits a baseball slide dropkick into Gangrel.  Kidman and Traylor then worked on Shango in the ring.  Kidman went to whip Shango into the ropes, but Shango reversed it.  He then dropped down as Kidman came back, and Traylor hit Kidman with the Traylor Park Trash and got the pin.  This left Traylor and Shango.  Shango hits Traylor with the Voodoo Stick, but Traylor managed to kick out.  Traylor hit the Traylor Park Trash on Shango, but Gangrel pulls him off.  Traylor pulls Gangrel to the apron, and gets the blood spit into his face.  Shango spins him around and hits his Shoulderbreaker for the win.  So its Shango and Gangrel for the TV Title. Mark:  What a win.  I knew that the Ministry would win. Scott:  You are just saying that cause the scare the hell out of you. Tony:  So its Gangrel and Papa Shango later on for the TV Title.  Big news, and now we go to the back where Pamela is with Owen Hart and Lance Storm. Pam:  Tonight you two could face off for the US Title if you win your respective Four Way Dances. Owen:  Not if, but when Pam.  Tonight I get to take out Mikey Whipwreck, Fit Finlay of that damn Foreign Connection and Masato Tanaka.  And I will then go on to become the US Champion!  WHOO! Lance:  Pam, if I can be serious for a moment, and no disrespect meant Owen, but tonight I become the CANADIAN Champion once more.  Because I have beat Vito and Rection before, and I can't wait to make Rikishi of the Connection submit to the Maple Leaf.  Owen:  Wait just a minute, I am the King of Harts.  And I will be walking out with the US Title. Lance:  What makes you think you can beat me? Lance and Owen get into each others face, but Bret comes in and breaks it up. Bret:  Knock it off you two.  This is what they want, they want us at each other throats.  Tonight, if you two fight, you will give the world the best damn technical match ever.  Now Lance, go out there and make us proud. Four Corners Match: Big Vito defeated Rikishi, Lance Storm and General Rection:          x Vito beat L. Storm via a powerslam in 0:13:11          x Gen. Rection beat Rikishi via the Raging Climax in 0:14:50          x Vito beat Gen. Rection via the Big Vito Special in 0:20:51 Rating: ** Big Vito, General Rection, Rikishi and Lance Storm held nothing back.  Rection hit the Raging Climax early on and nearly pinned Rikishi, but Alex Wright pulled him off.  Rection then knocked Wright out and the Hart Foundation pulled him to the back.  The first pinfall was when Vito countered a flying bodypress from Storm with a powerslam and got the pin.  Vito and Rection then worked on Rikishi and after Vito hit the Big Vito Special, Rection hit the Raging Climax for the pinfall.  Rection and Vito then brawled with each other.  Rection went for the third Raging Climax, but Vito moved and Rection hit the mat.  Vito hits the Big Vito Special DDT and got the win and advances to the Title match. Mark:  Storm was robbed, I can't believe the Canadian Hero didn't win. Scott:  Mark, you are American you jackass. Mark:  I left this country after they started showing idiots like you on TV.  In Canada they don't allow Baldie jackasses like you on TV. Tony:  Knock it off you guys, we are going to the ring. Four Corners Match: Mikey Whipwreck defeated Owen Hart, Masato Tanaka and Fit Finlay:          x O. Hart beat Finlay via a back suplex in 0:15:08          x Whipwreck beat O. Hart via the Whippersnapper in 0:15:27          x Whipwreck beat M. Tanaka via the Whippersnapper in 0:16:37 Rating: *** 3/4 As Fit Finlay came to the ring, Owen attacked and the match began.  Finally all four men were in the ring.  Owen early on hit the Enziguri on Tanaka nearly knocking him out.  As Owen was going for the Sharpshooter, Finlay hits a running lariat.  He then went for the Tombstone, but Owen reversed it and hit a piledriver of his own. Mark:  MY GOD!! Tony:  That move nearly ended the career of both Dan Severn and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Owen then went for the Sharpshooter on Finlay, but Mikey hit the Whippersnapper.  Mikey then went for the cover, but Owen kicked out.  Finlay then picked Owen up and went for a back suplex, which Owen floated over.  Owen then hit Finlay with a back suplex of his own and got the pinfall.  Owen stood up, but Mikey was waiting for him and hit Owen with a second Whippersnapper for the pinfall.  Tanaka then hit the Roaring Elbow on Mikey.  Tanaka then went to the floor and brought in two chairs.  He went to Tornado DDT on the chairs on Mikey, but Mikey throws him off, and hits the Whippersnapper on Tanaka and gets the pinfall.  It will be Mikey and Vito for the US Title. Tony: Another big win for the Ministry by Whipwreck.  Maybe you are right Mark, that they will win it all. Mark:  Of course I am right, I always am. Scott:  Right Madden, go drink the kool-aid with Mikey and company. Tony:  Lets go to the back where Stevie Ray is standing by with Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett. Stevie:  Jeff, Scott, tonight your little friendship won't matter because of the fact that you two will have to fight. Steiner:  Stevie, shout your damn mouth.  That's right we will fight, but that's only after I cripple that son of a bitch Mike Awesome and that loser Booker T.  He talks about Saving the Drama for his mama, the problem is that he don't know who his mama is. Stevie:  Hold it right there Steiner, you might have ended my career, but that's my mama you are talking about. Jeff Jarrett then spins Stevie around and hits him with the guitar.  Jarrett:  We don't give a rats ass about your damn slapnut mama.  Tonight Scotty, we aren't friends.  Tonight I will be beating your slapass to! Steiner:  You best watch your mouth boy. Jeff:  Boy?  BOY!  Listen, I am the Chosen One.  I am the one with all the Stroke.  Steiner:  We will see. Scott Steiner begins to leave, but Jarrett spins him around, kicks him in the midsection, and hits Steiner with the Stroke.  Jeff:  Choke on that Slapass! Mark:  Does Jarrett know what he is doing?  Scott:  Yeah, for once standing up for himself.  I have to say I always respected Jarrett, but tonight I think I like him as a person. Mark:  Suck up. Tony:  Lets get to the ring for our first World Title Four Way Dance. Four Corners Match: Jeff Jarrett defeated Mike Awesome, Booker T and Scott Steiner:          x Jarrett beat S. Steiner via a gutwrench suplex in 0:10:20          x Awesome beat Booker T via the Awesome Bomb in 0:13:16          x Jarrett beat Awesome via the Stroke in 0:17:24 Rating: ** 1/4 Jeff Jarrett walked out first, but Steiner attacked him from behind.  This Booker T attacked both men and Awesome joined just because he likes to fight.  Steiner and Jarrett fought the entire time.  Jarrett however was able to pin Steiner after a gutwrench suplex, and the hook of the trunks.  Next Mike Awesome got the pin on Booker T after the running Awesome Bomb.  Awesome then hit the Running Awesome Bomb on Jarrett, but from the back we see Masato Tanaka come out.  This distracts Awesome, allowing Jarrett to hit a low blow, followed by the Stroke for the win.  Tanaka then charges the ring and he and Awesome fight.  Security rushes to the ring and pulls Tanaka from the ring.  Awesome grabs one of the security guards.  He then hits a running Awesome Bomb on the guard.  He then grabs the mic. Awesome:  Tanaka, I swear every night someone will suffer fate like this until you have the guts to face me in the ring you piece of <BLEEP>!! Tony:  Wow, I can't believe what we have just seen. Mark:  I knew that Jarrett was right to piss Steiner off. Scott:  You are so full of <BLEEP>. Mark:  Baldie, you can't say that. Scott:  Awesome just did, so I did. Tony:  You two knock it off, lets get to the last of our Four Way Dances. Four Corners Match: Bill Goldberg defeated The Undertaker, Bret Hart and Sting:          x Undertaker beat Sting via countout in 0:10:45          x Undertaker beat B. Hart via the Last Rites in 0:13:13          x Goldberg beat Undertaker via the Jackhammer in 0:17:40 Rating: ** 1/2 The four men fought until the lights suddenly went out.  Spotlights then hit the ring and the men saw on the big screen, that there was an image of the Borden household.  We then see a picture of his wife, but she is blindfolded and gagged.  We then see the Sinister Minister appear. Minister:  Steve, if you ever want to see your wife again you will leave the ring and come to the back.  There is a letter on your bag that will tell you what to do. Sting quickly runs from the ring, the lights come up and the ref has no choice but to count Sting out.  As the lights come up the Undertaker hits Bret Hart with a low blow and hits the Last Rites for the pin.  He turns around right into the spear from Goldberg.  However Mikey, Gangrel and Shango charge the ring.  Goldberg, along with help from Bret Hart clean house.  However, Goldberg turns right into a chokeslam.  The Undertaker then goes for the Tombstone, but Goldberg floats over and spears Taker.  He then hits the Jackhammer and advances to the main event.  The Undertaker however recovers, and hits Goldberg with the Last Rites and leaves him laying. Tony:  What we have just seen is disgusting.  The Undertaker has kidnapped Sting's wife, and probably children as well. Mark:  I have to agree there Tony, this is taking Sports Entertainment a step too far. Scott:  Mark, for once we agree, lets just hope Steve does what they want and gets his wife back with anything serious happening. Tony:  Well, we must continue here, as coming up next we have the F.B.I verse Kronik. We then go to footage of the F.B.I winning the Five Team Battle Royal on Thunder.  Now we go to the ring where the teams are locking up. Match for the vacant WCW Tag Team Titles: Kronik defeated The F.B.I when B. Adams pinned Mamaluke after the High Times in 0:04:48. Rating: * (Kronik won the WCW Tag Team Titles.) The teams brawled the entire time, and even Big Sal got involved, but Kronik showed why they are undefeated.  Kronik hits Sal with a double lariat sending him from the ring.  Clark then hits Mamaluke with the Meltdown while Guido took the Fatty Boom Batty from Adams.  They then hit Guido and Mamaluke with High Times and they pin Mamaluke for the win and the Titles. Tony:  Big win for Kronik. Mark:  They are the most dominate team ever here in WCW I think Scott:  I have to agree there Mark.  I don't know if even Harlem Heat would have been able to stand up to that team. Tony:  Lets get to the ring where the Gangrel and Papa Shango faces each other for the TV Title. Mark:  I am picking a Ministry member in this match. Scott:  You're a genius Madden. Match for the vacant WCW TV Title: Gangrel pinned Papa Shango with the Impaler in 0:05:08. Rating: * (Gangrel won the WCW TV Title.) Gangrel and Papa Shango went after each other like they had no alliance, and honestly they don't really have any besides the Ministry.  Early on Gangrel hit a flying bodypress for a near fall.  Shango went for the Shoulderbreaker, but Gangrel slipped off his shoulder, and spin Shango around.  Gangrel then hit he Impaler DDT for the win and the TV Title.  We quickly go to the back where the Undertaker is shaking his head approvingly. Tony:  The Ministry gets the TV. Mark:  I am the smartest man on TV. Scott:  You are a damn fool Madden. Mark:  Hudson, you keep getting mouthy and I will kick your bald ass like I did Okerlands. Tony:  Speaking of Gene, lets go to him with Big Vito. Gene:  Madden, you couldn't kick my ass if your life depended on it.  However I am here with Big Vito that has some ass kicking he wants to talk about. Vito:  That's alright Gene, I know you could take that fat bastard Madden, just like I am going to take that little bastard Mikey.  Whipwreck, tonight I teach you a lesson New York style.  Gene, tonight we go out and paint the town red. Gene:  I can't wait Vito.  Lets get back to Scott and Tony.  And Madden, you can kiss my damn ass. Mark:  Gene, you smart off once more and I will kick your old ass. Scott:  Mark, knock it off and do your job. Tony:  Both of you knock it off, Mikey is in the ring. Scott:  What in the hell is Shango and Gangrel doing in the ring with Mikey? Match for the vacant WCW United States Title: Mikey Whipwreck pinned Big Vito with his special move in 0:10:23. Rating: ** (Mikey Whipwreck won the WCW United States Title.) Vito rushes the ring with his stick ball bat clears the ring off all three men.  Vito then goes to the outside and continues to work over Mikey.  Finally Vito rolls Mikey into the ring and the match begins.  Vito works over Mikey with a side suplex and hits a flying elbow for a near fall.  Vito then goes for a frog splash, but Mikey moves.  Mikey then hit a lariat followed by a legdrop, but Vito just absorbed the pain and came back.  He hit a second flying elbow and then went for the Big Vito Special.  This is when Shango and the TV Champ Gangrel got on the apron.  Vito quickly knocked both men off.  He turned his attention back to Mikey, where Mikey was waiting.  Mikey throws a ball of fire right into Vito's face.  Mikey then rolls him up and gets the win and the US Title. Tony:  That isn't right.  The Ministry has screwed not only Vito tonight, but Sting as well. Scott:  Is Hollywood watching this? Mark:  That bald jackass isn't any smarter then you or Okerland.  Scott:  I swear if you make one more joke about Gene, I will kick your fat ass. Mark:  Don't write a check you can't cash. Tony:  Settle down, lets go to the ring where Jeff Jarrett and Bill Goldberg will be fighting for the World Title. Match for the vacant WCW World Title: Jeff Jarrett pinned Bill Goldberg with the Stroke in 0:10:21. Rating: ** (Jeff Jarrett won the WCW World Title.) Jarrett attacked Goldberg as he entered the ring.  Jarrett went to work on Goldberg's knee, locking him into a figure four.  Goldberg however fights back and hits a press slam into a powerslam.  Goldberg then goes for the spear, but Jarrett moves and Goldberg goes head first into the post.  Jarrett rolls Goldberg up, but he kicks out.  Jarrett then goes for a clothesline, but Goldberg just stares at him.  Goldberg then punches Jarrett into his corner.  The ref, Charles Robinson, backs Goldberg out.  Jarrett grabs the guitar and takes out both Robinson and Goldberg.  Jarrett then hits the Stroke, but there is no ref to count.  Billy Silverman comes out, but Goldberg kicks out.  Jarrett then hits the Stroke on Silverman.  Suddenly Voodoo Child plays as Hollywood Hogan comes out with an officials shirts on.  Jarrett and Hogan yell at each other.  Goldberg finally gets back to his feet, and Jarrett continues to yell at Hogan.  Hogan points to Goldberg and Jarrett turns around right into the spear.  Goldberg then hits the Jackhammer for the sure win.  Goldberg goes for the cover, when we see Hollywood hit the ropes and then the Legdrop to the back of Goldberg's head.  Jarrett gets up and hits Goldberg with the Stroke.  Hollywood makes the three count, even though Goldberg gets his shoulder up.  The two men then work over Goldberg.  From the back Booker T tries to make the save but he is beaten down as well. Tony:  That son of a bitch Hogan has done it again. Scott:  It was said once before at the end of a show, but Hulk Hogan, you can go straight to hell! We leave the air with Jeff Jarrett holding the Title high above him and the fans throwing everything not nailed down into the ring.