| The Wise Words of Dr. Octogon |
| This page is dedicated to the crazy yet wise lyrics of that of the increadible Dr. Octogon A.K.A. Kool Keith A.K.A Dr. Doom. But this page really just consists of lyrics from the Dr. O C.D. |
| "Im the Doctor. You wait on the waiting list. Patients been here since this morning, I dismiss." |
| "You think you're pregnant? Your tests show negative. I got a camera with film that is positve. Turn around for me, girl, take a picha" |
| "The plane managed to land. A skeleton at the controls in a place called the twillight zone,.were extra-terestrails able to accomplish this? I would explain but you'd become more potent at the possibilities (earth ending trilogies), wacky stuff! Like gas-passing dinosaurs." |
| "My boy gave his girl some money for groceries...she got a new hair-do. Women like this could make the devil commit suicide, hung from a tree in Johanasburg with no parachute." |
| "Let me shuffle here. 'RED,RED,RED' see the black hearted it's hard pick and choose, ya lose...opps ya lost!" |
| "Scratches and matches, business money reattaches, world-wide deep inside. stocks and diomond rocks. In a million world, billion world, katrillion world. |
| "You may not belive livin' on the earf planet, my skin is green and silver forhead lookin' mean." |
| "Now my helmet's on. You can't tell me I'm not in space with the national guard. United States Enterprise." |
| "I got cosmo-phonic-press a button change my face...you recognize? So what? I turn invisable. Make myself clear. Then reappear to you visual. Disapear agian ZAP like an android. Face the fact: I fly on planets everyday. |
| " Your organic medical torque propells off my arm- the atom bomb. Final Lyonal Richie like Koofie does battle. I battle sing-sing-sing, like *bing-bing-bing* Ricochet Rabbit. Grab it like a papa! |
| "Gerbals for rectums/ I break you off like Richard Gear." |
| " Patient just Died in room 105...cerrosis of the eye! ....OH SH$% THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITLE" |
| "I come prepared with the white suit and stethascope. Listen to your heart beat *delete-beep-beep-beep*. Your insurence is high but my price is cheap. |
| "Cybernetic microscopes and metal antidotes. Two telescopes that magnify the size of a roach." |
| "I see the mascot of EVIL, he's not Kineval. Shakespear's gone, don't even think about him!" |
| "Chewbacca's not here, Im gonna do it for you circumsized niggas. Ya don't realize my form is a prime spetcrum, to damage any rectum." |
| " Who could stop peto-bismol? Only a gremlin eatin' in Larry Parker's like Gizmo." |
| " Suck my oil! Yo Julio, tell em!" |
| "Bigfoot captured by UFO's! Halos were found at the landing site." |
| "Wax in your inner ear. Doo-doo in your outer ear. Two cows a zebra will jump through your atmosphere." |
| "Dermatologist examine more black piss. Radiation butter down a scientist. DR. OCTOGON!" |