(C-3P0 in ewok village) I think I'll enjoy this god thing a bit longer I can always save my friends later.
(Luke about to be roasted by ewoks) 3P0! If I get toasted be very glad I'm dead!
(Han about to be put in carbonite) D*** Lando. I know you were mad about loosing the Falcon to me but you don't need to hold a grudge this long.
(Vader after Luke jumped off the walkway)Was it something I said?
(Chewie while being unhand cuffed by Lando) Thats it. Take off the cuffs. OFF! DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE Lando!
(C-3P0 before Han tries to jump to lightspeed after escaping Hoth) Fine, ignore me. I'm only trying to save your lives.
(Jabba while holo of Luke is speaking) Maybe I should bargain. Uhhm no, What can he do to me anyway!
(Han about to be executed by Jabba) Maybe I should have payed him.
(Captain Needa being choked by Vader) Well, this is the last apology he gets from me!
(Leia while kissing Han) I'm starting to like this guy! I don't think I'll tell him though.
(leia during speeder bike chase) Will he shut the H*** up! I know how to drive this d*** thing!
(Leia and Luke after Han says "Hey it's me") That's why were worryed.
(Han after he lends Lando the Falcon for the D-Star attack) Lando, if there is even a SCRATCH!!! on my ship, I will tear your head off and ram it up your A**!
(Ackbar when Lando to move closer) CLOSER!!!!!!!! Who in the GALAXY made this MENTAL CASE a GENERAL!
(Leia after Luke tells her Vader is her father) And I thought I was having a bad day when Tarkin blew up Aldaraan!
(Lando after they escape Bespin but before they jump to light speed) This is just not my kind of day!
(Anyone after someone says I have a bad feeling about this) You took the words right out of my and everyone elses mouth.
(Vader after escaping the first D-star) The Emporer is gonna have my a** for this.
(Luke after Ben tells him Leia is his sister) D***it! why does she have to be my sister! I had an odd love life to begin with. Now it's just plan sick!
