Top Ten Moments Of Stupidity In The Star Wars Trilogy
Rebel Alliance:
Set up a base on the coldest planet you can find?
Captain of the Tantive IV:
If Darth Vader is choking you, try to think of an effective lie!
TIE Pilots:
When chasing X-Wings down a trench, check your scanners to make sure that their friends aren't trying to blow you away.
Dak:
When Luke tells you to 'just hang on', it might be wise to do so, don't you think?
Princess Leia:
It really is not wise to make fun of the person or the ship that is going to save you from further interrogation and inevitable termination by Darth Vader, or to call that person's best friend and first-mate a 'Big walking carpet'.
Stormtroopers:
Watch out for small furry teddy bears that wield bow and arrows!
Luke:
When Yoda tells you that you aren't a Jedi yet and you're not ready to fight Darth Vader, listen to him, he taught Jedi for 800 years, after all.
Greedo:
When you are talking to your prospective bounty who also happens to be a respected and feared smuggler, make sure you carefully watch his hands...
Captain Needa:
NEVER EVER accept full responsibility for losing a ship that is attached to the back of your Star Destroyer by apologising to Darth Vader.
And the number ONE stupid move/person in Star Wars goes to...
Emperor Palpatine:
Make sure if you allow the Rebel Alliance to know the location of the Death Star and the shield generator, take extra precautions to make sure that they don't destroy it on you.
