Signs That Vader Is Losing His Mind
- Has helmet in party colors
- Instead of choking incompetent guards to death, now just puts them over his knee and spanks them.
- Is now a defense attorney for O.J. Simpson.
- Is putting together a pay-per-view nude jell-o wrestling match between him and a Cylon.
- When rebels score a major victory, he retaliates by saying 'Bite me.'
- Hires Boba Fett out to go on donut runs.
- Refers to The Emperor as 'Senor Pruneface.'
- At this year's talent show, did the 'I Will Survive' number from 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.'
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