A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But there response it didn’t thrill us
They locked the door and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
And met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass
We took a Bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That where we found this boy
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
Did you know this Junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave?
But he can use the Force they say
Now do you see him hitting on the Queen?
Though he’s just 9 and she’s 14
Yeah he’s probably gonna marry her someday
Now I know he built C-3PO
And I herd how fast his pod can go
And we were broke it’s true
So we made a wager or 2
He was a prepubescent flying ace
And the minuet he started out the race
Well I knew who would win first place
Oh yes it was our boy
Were singing my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
Know we finally got to Croissant
And the Jedi Counsel we knew we’d want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his Midi-chlorines were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
So the Council was impressed of coarse
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-gon said now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will train this boy
He was singing my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
We caught a ride back to Naboo
‘Cause Queen Amadila wanted to
I frankly would of liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn’t long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were crockin’
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast
I’m still here and he’s a ghost
I guess I’ll train this boy
And I was singing my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
We were singing my my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and
Kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying soon I’m gonna be a Jedi
