Top 10 Problems With "Return Of The Jedi: SPECIAL EDITION"
- Not enough dead Ewoks.
- EV-9D9 still moves like a reject from "Thunderbirds Are Go!"
- Before, the Sarlacc simply looked obscene. Now it looks positively phallic.
- Needed more Rancor footage.
- Not enough dead Ewoks.
- The asshole behind us who laughed like Salacious Crumb any time Nien Nunb said anything.
- Lando lives.
- The Rebo band's new Yuzzum singer sounds like Darkwing Duck.
- Not enough dead Ewoks.
- We paid six to eight bucks for what amounted to four extra minutes of kegger footage.
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