Top 10 Problems With "The Empire Strikes Back: SPECIAL EDITION"
Clumsy and blatant editing.
They cut the "Darth Vader vs. The Energizer Bunny" scene.
They didn't improve the natty stop-motion animation on the Tauntauns or Walkers.
The promised "Wampas vs. Snowtroopers" footage wasn't put in.
Lando lives.
The jerk who sat behind us and quoted THE WHOLE MOVIE from beginning to end.
"The Imperial March" was replaced with Alannis Morrisette's "You Oughtta Know."
Fett should've said, "This is a BlasTech EE-3. The mosy powerful snub rifle in the galaxy. It could blast your head CLEAN off. You're probably thinking, 'Did he fire 120 shots, or only 119?' You better ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, DO you, gundark?!" (Admit it, folks, Fett is really an interstellar Clint Eastwood.)
It needed more bounty hunter footage. Lots more. About half an hour's worth.
We paid six to eight bucks for three extra minutes of buildings and a guy in a fur.
