Top 10 Problems With "A New Hope: SPECIAL EDITION"
Needed more Dianoga footage
They didn't digitally remove Carrie Fisher's clothes, as promised.
According to sources, Luke still yells, "Carrie!" (To be honest folks, after reviewing the tape, Laserdisc, and movie over and over, it really just sounds like he's yelling, "HEY!")
Seeing it in the theater might be great, but if you could hear the movie over the screaming brats, it would be even better.
The tall stormtrooper still gets beaned on the blast door.
There were MEN in the audience dressed as Leia. I call for selective euthanasia NOW!
Dewbacks were more realistic, but agonizingly slower than anticipated.
Needed more Biggs footage.
C'mon! Even poor Greedo couldn't miss at point-blank range!
We paid six to eight bucks to see four extra minutes of buildings and slow-moving beasts.
