And now for some childish toilet humor (hehe)
- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
- The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
- Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
- General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
- TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
- Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
- Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
- You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
- Luke... Help me remove these pants.
- Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
- That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
- A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
- Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
- Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!
- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
- Short pants is better than no pants at all.
- May your pants be with you!
- Pull up, all pants, pull up!
- Lock your pants in attack position!
- "Your overconfidence is your weakness!" "Your faith in your pants is yours!"
- I can feel your pants.
- Bounty hunters! We don't need their pants!
- As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have pants.
- We have no choice, commander! Our pants can't repel firepower of this magnitude.
- I suppose I could hotwire these pants.
- The rebels have been routed! They are fleeing into their pants!
- I have no pants, strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete.
- The farts are strong in this one - Vader
- You do not need to see his pants...these aren't the farts you're looking for.... - Ben
- What'd'ya think...a princess and a fart like me....... - Han
- Luke...remember...The farts will be with you always...... - Ben
- A Long Fart Ago, in pants far far away.......
- Travellin' through farts ain't like dustin' pants, boy! - Han
- Hold 'em off just for a few more farts...just a few more farts.....- Red Leader
- You came in that bucket of farts? You're braver than I thought! - Leia.
- Aren't you a little short to be a fart?? - Leia
- Pants me Obi Wan kenobi....You're my only fart - Leia
- I find your lack of farts disturbing - Vader
- Look sir Pants - Davin Felth
- Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their farts.... - Tarkin
- I got a problem here..Fart...No no no AHHHHHHHHHhh *crash burn rubble* - Porkins
- We picked up a new group of pants...enemy farts on their way... - Gold Leader
- Bib Fortuna (who later became Bib Fartuna, then Burp Fartuna)
- May the farts be with us.. - Dodonna
- There is no pants, only farts. - Yoda
- I have flown from on side of the pants to the other and never seen any Farts - Han
- Get these walking pants out of my way..! - Leia
- Don't underestimate the power of the Dark farts. - Vader
- That blast came from the pants! Those farts are operational! - Lando
- Hokey pants and ancient farts are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. - Han
- Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to fart on her, or I'm beginning to like her - Han
- I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you'll fart when I tell you, okay? - Leia
- Look, your worshipfullness. Let's get one thing straight. I smell farts from just one person - me! - Han
- You farted in that thing? You're braver than I though. - Leia
- I used to fart on womp rats in my pants back home. They're not much bigger than 2 metres - Luke
These are from another site on the Net. They are lines from Star Wars replaced with the words Pants and Farts.
