Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire
- Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.
- All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."
- Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead to the "main reactor."
- TIE Fighters have no shields. (My personial number 1)
- The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.
- Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two weeks.
- Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.
- Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common sense.
- The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield generator.
- Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!
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