Lines You Always Wanted to Hear In a Star Wars Film.. But Never Will!
Luke: Hey, what happened to Biggs? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago...
Random Imperial Trooper: Emperor Palpatine? Here's that wrinkle cream you asked for, sir...
R2D2 : Anything coherent
Han : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Luke: You're kinda cute...can I buy you a drink?
Luke: (trying to impress girl) Wanna see some neat Jedi tricks?
Jabba : Anything that doesn't start with Hooo, Hoooo, Hooo
Yoda or Mon Mothma : I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Anonymous Death Star Officer: Wow, that Vader is touchy today.
C3PO : No comment
Chewbacca: Why don't I ever get the girl?
Han : I traded the Falcon in for this new family model...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, will you please stop whining?
Darth Vader: This is CNN.
Ewok Female: You know, that Chewbacca may be tall, but he's awfully cute.
Luke: Jeez, only one woman around, and she has to be my sister.
Jabba : Pass me that can of SlimFast, will you?
Imerial Officer: Why don't any of the rebels have this British accent?
Leia: I want my hairstylist executed - immediately.
Yoda: I have seen the future, and we're never going to make it to Episode 7.
Lando : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Han : Chewie, you need shampoo AGAIN?!
Han : OUCH! Chewie, have you been using my razor again?
Luke : Jedi, Shmedi. Let's go hit a bar, Han.
Luke : Anybody got a cigarette?
Boba Fett : You know, I'm actually a really nice guy when you get to know me...
Palpatine : Budget crisis? Whaddaya mean BUDGET CRISIS???
Jabba : And pack the extra Sand Skiff with Rolaids
Bib Fortuna : Does anyone here know how to do a French Braid?
Han : Hey Lando - how much DO you spend on dry cleaning, anyway?
Lando : Han, you seem troubled...have you called my psychic hotline yet?
Leia : No, I didn't say TRIM, I said cut it ALL OFF!
C3PO : Actually, I have nothing to say.
Luke (to Vader) : But what happens if I push this button on your chest that says Off?
or : This button that says Reboot?
or : This button that says Light Side?
or : Why do your buttons say Mix, Puree, Blend, etc...?
or : Why do your buttons say Wash, Rinse, Spin Dry, etc...?
Vader: NOOOOOOOO!!! I'll never join you!!!
Anyone: Keep talking, 3PO, what you're saying is intriguing
Yoda: A Jedi whines not!
Random Imperial Storm trooper: No, I'd rather not. Sir.
Han: Tell me what to do, I'll do it
Luke: My sister? Oh well, what she doesn't know can't hurt her
Luke: (to Vader) My father? Bah! Father my missing right hand!
Luke: Yeah! And the next thing I know, you'll be trying to tell me that Leia's my sister! (laughing uncontrollably)
Vader: Luke, wait! You forgot your hand!!!
Vader: Ooooh look! What cute furry little creatures! (hugging Ewok)
Tarkin: Maybe we should try talking things over before we do anything drastic
