Top Ten Insignificant Events That Changed The Universe
"Arggh!" "Arr-rraggh!"
Translation -
"Whatcha doin?"
"I'm trying to shoot this guy in the landspeeder."
"Can I watch?"
"No. Damn it! You made me miss my chance!"
Sandpeople try again. Ben makes the save.
Boba Fett thinks, 'Just stay right there, Jedi-boy.'
Solo swings blindly, gives Boba Fett a ride, Luke Skywalker lives, story continues.
"Look out!"
TIE pilot swerves in trench, hits Darth Vader, who tumbles into space and lives to fight another day.
Threepio: "If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance."
Stormtrooper: "All right."
Droids escape.
The unbreakable weather vane supports Luke Skywalker's weight.
Luke Skywalker tries to fix Artoo with a can opener and gets Leia Organa's message.
Han Solo steps on twig. Speederbike pilot alerts others.
Luke Skywalker and Leia chase... Leia finds Wicket the Ewok, Ewoks save Rebels, Rebels kick ass.
Stormtrooper #1: "What was that?!?"
Stormtrooper #2: "Ah, it's nothing. Outgassing. Don't worry about it."
Obi-Wan Kenobi escapes, story continues.
POW!
Luke: "Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!"
Threepio suggests Artoo, trilogy continues.
And the number ONE insignificant incident which changed the universe...
"There goes another one!"
"Hold your fire..."
Threepio and Artoo escape, trilogy continues.
