Palpatine turned 1008
he got the death star working and died the next day
It’s an empty rebel ship in your cargo bay
it's an Ewok crash on your party da-e ay
and isn't it Idiotic....... don't you think??
It's like being beat by a bunch of teddy bears
It's an uncomplete death star with to many repairs
It's that good advice that you just don't take
and who would of thought we should evacuate......?
Mr. Palpatine knew the rebels would try
so he took no chances and killed all the Bothan spi--eii-eei's
but the plans got out, and the whole thing blew
and as the ash floated down he said "I guess they knew"
and isn't it idiotic don't you think...
It's like being beat by a bunch of teddy bears
It's a death star with to many repairs
It's the good advice that you just can't take...
and who would'a thought we should evacuate.......??
Well the rebels have a funny way of sneakin up on you when you think everything's ok
and the universe is all right and the rebels have a funny way of finding your plans and blowing things up in your face
Those blast doors that let em escape Lord Darth Vader who never gives you a break
It's like 10,000 stormtroopers when all you need is a wookie
It's like being really hungry and having a green dude steal your cookie
and isn't it Idiotic....don't you think???
A little to Idiotic.......and yeah I really do think......
It's like being beat by a bunch of teddy bears
It's a death star with to many repairs
it's that good advice that you just can't take
and who would'a thought we should evacuate...??
Well rebels have a funny way of sneakin up on you-ou
Rebels have a funny funny way of finding you out... finding you out.......
