Star Wars Phreak

Star Wars Gangster Rap
By: Anonymous

Palpatine: It’s not the East or the West Side
Vader: No it’s not
Palpatine: It’s not the North or the South Side
Vader: No it’s not
Palpatine: It’s the Dark side
Vader: You are correct
Palpatine: Get down to the Empire
To all you Vader haters out there
We’ll blow your planet up

Vader: What is thy bidding my master.
Palpatine: It’s a disaster.
Skywalker we’re after.
Vader: But if he could be turned to the Dark side.
Palpatine: Yes! He’d be a powerful ally.
Another dark Jedi.
Vader: He will join us or die.
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)

Owen: Luke get your ass over here right now boy
Quit mucking around with that dam landspeeder
Where them two droids I asked you to clean?
Did you clean your room?
Luke: Uncle Owen I know I’m on probation
I cleaned the droids can I go to Toshi Station?
I got a layaway on the power converters
But now you’re treating me like a scruffy nerf herder

Obi-won: Luke use the Force and run
Run to Dagobah Run to Dagobah
Luke use the Force and run
Run to Dagobah Run to Dagobah

Yoda: I’m Yoda I’m a solider
I’ll mold ya and told ya
I thought I told ya
Don’t be unwise judge me not by my size
You won’t believe your eyes when the X-wing rise

Luke: Yoda why you bein’ a play-a hater
Don’t you see that I still must confront Lord Vader?
Yoda: But Luke not ready are you
Luke: But there’s a city in the clouds where there keeping my crew
A Jedi’s got to do what a Jedi’s got to do
So now Vader I’m coming for you.

That’s right R2 I just set a new course
Where goin’ to Cloud City
That’s a mighty good Gin and Tonic
Can you mix me up another?
Things about to get ugly

Vader: Impressive now release your anger
You must of sensed that your friends were in danger
Luke: NOOOOOO why’d you slice off my hand
Vader: It’s imperative that you understand
Obi-won would never bother
Telling you about your father
Luke: He told me enough
He told me you killed him
Vader: Then there’s something I must reveal then
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father
I’m your father

Han: Knock ‘em out the box Luke, knock ‘em out.
Knock ‘em out the box Luke, knock ‘em out.
Knock ‘em out the box Luke, knock ‘em out.
Knock ‘em out the box Luke, knock ‘em out.
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